Author's Note: Meh, I've been working on this for while and just cannot get it down for some reason. I lack adjectives and must have used the semi-colon atleast ten times. It's been rewritten, rewritten, and rewritten and it just won't come out. Which is odd because whenever the show is over I immediantly think about the plot I want to write. Gr, stupid brain.

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"So...fucking...hungry." I, along with all three of our stomachs, growled. Two days we had been walking down this fucking road, no sign of a vender, inn, or brothel. No food.

The sun and the day seemed to be getting hotter and longer, and our walking sure as hell doesn't help matters. The skinny young brat beside me is groaning again, which only reminds me that I haven't gotten any in four days. Che, fuck her. I would have gotten some three days ago, but no, she had to and get herself kidnapped. So instead of fucking, I had to find and beat up three dicks; all because she got mad and wondered off.

God, everything looks like food. That tree reminds me of meat, wonderful juicy meat. And that stream reminds me of sake. And that squirrel reminds me of how that bitch hid her little beast from me so I wouldn't try to eat it. Yeah, well, let's wait and see her starve to death; she'll want a squirrel for dinner then!

Oh, great, she's wobbling now. Probably gonna pass out and make one of us carry her. Hell no! If she passes out I'm letting her stay there while I find and eat her pet. That thing looks like it'll coo------ Fuck, she's hanging onto Jin as if her life depended on it. And her mouth is too close to his face. "I don't feel so good." "No shit, Fuu." She managed to throw a glare my way before her eyes rolled back in her head and she slumped further onto Jin, who took her by the waist and put her on his shoulder, prepared to carry her like some child.

"I say we drop her." I said. Jin ignored me and continued walking her head resting on his shoulder and his arms under her ass. "Come on, you know you want to." He still ignored me. Fine, he can be that way and carry her scrawny ass the rest of the way. I sure as hell aint even gonna think about it. No way. Though I guess it's not too bad a strain on him, brat is flat so he doesn't have to worry about breasts rubbing against him, she's skinny so he doesn't have to worry about her being to heavy. But I still wouldn't even think about carrying her.

"There's a town up ahead. We'll find an inn to put her in and then we'll look for work." So fish face spoke just to give me an order, eh? "As if I'm following orders from you. We'll put her down and then I'm going to go fuck while you work." I don't like that little grin of his. "With what money will you afford a woman with?" Fine, he has a point.

The town looked pretty small. With one main road and a handful of shops; the rest were all two story houses and just one inn. And dammit, there wasn't even a brothel! Oh, well. Hopefully the women are were loose. When we got up close to the town I caught sight of the women, and ew. Apparently having your face look the brat's squirrel's was in style here. This place looked like a sausage festival, and all the men looked like pansies! Geez, I might as well have starved to get to another town.

The people looked at us strangely as we walked by them towards the medium sized building with a big Inn sign hanging infront of it. Yeah, I'd look at us funny too. The ugly women fluttered their eyelashes and puckered their lips. No thanks, bestiality isn't my thing.

The inn looked deserted to me; no one was leaving, no one was going in. But if it meant getting away from these flirtatious beasts and putting the brat away, then whatever. We walking inside, and it looked quite cozy. It wasn't filled with people and the rooms looked goodly spaced apart. Now if they're cheap or are hiding the good looking women in the back, then I'll enjoy my stay.

Jin knocked on the desk and within a minute a peppy old woman, who looked like she might have been fine ass back in the day, came shuffling from the back with a big smile on her face. Her gray hair was long, 'bout to her waist, in a braid and her entire face was looking like white wrinkled leather. Like I said, compared to these whores outside she was fine ass in her time. Behind her a young man, looked about Fuu's age, followed. I didn't like him already. He had long wavy black hair hanging around his face and was slender and tall, like Jin a bit, except shyer and less fishy.

"Aye, there! Welcome! Welcome!" The old woman said and pulled out a large book from underneath her clothes. Yeah, I'm not touching that. "Oh, we haven't had a visitor in this town for years. This is so exciting!" She was practically bouncing as she handed us ink and something to write with.

Jin shifted Fuu so that he could write our names better and she moaned softly. And I caught how that asshole Jin look-alike looked at her when she did. Ha, didn't think anyone looked at her in any other way than disgust or a leer; all he did was look at her curiously with dark blue eyes. Blue eyes? Bet he's part European; seems hot granny got it on back in her day.

The granny leaned forward and squeezed Fuu's cheeks. "Aw! She's adorable! Isn't she sweet enough to lick, Almi?" Almi? What a pussy name. And sweet enough to lick? Almi blushed and started stuttering. "Y-y-yeah, but n-not to lick. I-I don't mean she's u-ugly! I would l-lick her! N-no wait." Granny covered his mouth and smiled at us. "Almi's not used to sweet girls. Still a virgin and all." "Mother!"

He looked from me to Jin to Fuu with wide eyes, and they eventually settled on Fuu. Ah, he wants to pop both their cherries. Good luck bub, you'd have a better chance getting some goods from those squirrels roaming around.

"I'm sorry, but we don't have any money. Would it be alright he worked for you instead of paying?" Jin broke the awkwardness and Almi muttered a muffled thanks. "Why, of course. I'll knock on your door at day break tomorrow so you can get started. But tonight, you three get settled and Almi will bring you some food. Three rooms or one?" I had to think this out. Would three rooms mean more work? Would it mean more food? Would someone kidnap Fuu while we're sleeping? Will her and Almi get it on and I won't be able to see and ridicule?

"One." And a thank you, fish face. The woman nodded and let go of her son. "You go ahead and see them to their room." She said. Then she leaned up close to him and whispered. "And ask about the girl, I want grandchildren." He blushed and rushed on ahead. Ha, if Fuu finds out she's gonna whack him on the head. I can see it now, funny visual.

We followed him to the last room on the right hallway and slid the door open. One futon...I'm so getting it. Fish face rushed ahead of me and layed Fuu down, looking at me with that irritating grin. Yeah, fuck you too! "I'll, uh, just bring some food." Almi rushed off and I cocked an eyebrow. "Looks like the bitch's gonna loose her virginity soon, eh?" Jin hit me with his shoe.

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Author's Note: So, not bad for a first chapter that I couldn't write for the life of me. And something is wrong with my account on here. It's, for some unknown reason, not sending me any alerts. Two days ago it just up and quit. So if you know what the problem may be or how to fix it, then please review help, because it won't send me the message.