I yawned and sat up, rubbing my eyes. Once I cleared my vision, I glanced at the clock.
10:00.
THIS HOUR SHOULDN'T EXIST.
Yeah, I got enough sleep, but I was still tired. I was going to go back to sleep when the unmistakable smell of pancakes, eggs, and bacon wafted up to my room. Sighing, I got out of bed.
"Do I smell what I think I smell?" I asked as I stepped into the kitchen.
"Yeah, pancakes, eggs, and bacon. I woke up early and thought I would make you guys some breakfast." Iggy replied.
You see, reader, I'm Maximum Ride, the girl with wings on her back. Our flock, includes Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, and Angel. Oh, and you can't forget Total (Our talking, flying dog. Meh, what can I say. We're special.)!
Currently, we're staying at my mom's house, with my sister, Ella. We've been safe for a long time, but I like settling down. It feels like we can actually relax and get a break from the whole thing.
"Here you go, Max." Iggy said, handing me a plate full of food.
"Thanks, Ig." I sat down and automatically started stuffing my mouth with food. I then proceeded to burp like a trucker. "IGGY, GIVE ME 2 MORE PLATES OR ELSE I WILL BURN YOU ALIVE AND FEED YOUR ASHES TO MY PET LLAMA."
"Greedy, greedy." Iggy muttered as he handed me two more plates, which were probably Nudge and Angel's…
"Looks like someone's starving this morning." Fang whispered in my ear. I jumped.
"WOULD YOU STOP DOING THAT? And yes, I'm very hungry today. Oh, AND I THOUGHT WE TALKED ABOUT YOU SNEAKING UP ON ME LIKE THAT." I said turning around to stare straight into Fang's eyes. I saw a smirk on his lips.
"I don't remember agreeing to anything."
"SHUT UP, I'M TRYING TO EAT." I'm grumpy in the morning.
"Whatever you say." He leaned in for a kiss (which would probably turn into a make-out session) when Iggy stopped him.
"You guys better not kiss here. This the one of the ONLY places in the house that I would like to stay kissing free." Fang rolled his eyes, and I blushed a little.
"HI MAX, HI FANG, YOU GUYS BETTER NOT START MAKING OUT CAUSE IT'S DISGUSTIN-MMPFH." Ella put a hand over Nudge's mouth as they walked in.
"Hey Max. Sup Fang?"
Ella removed her hand from Nudge's mouth as she went to go kiss Iggy.
"What happened to the no kissing zone?" Fang muttered with his mouth full of bacon.
"Good morning! Did you guys sleep well? But like, not together right? What's for breakfast? Did you cook Iggy? Cause if Max cooked, I'm going to go out to eat breakfast. OMIGOSH, IS THAT BACON? I love bacon! But I'm not sure if I should eat it…Do you guys remember that I'm a vegetarian? Ugh, seeing the hawks eat was disgusting. But I mean, Bacon is so delicious but- Nah, bacon is too delicious, I'll probably just stop being a vege-MMPFH." Ella put her hand over Nudge's mouth, while still kissing Iggy.
"Come on, Nudge. Just sit down and eat." I called to her.
They both came and sat down while digging into their food. Soon Gazzy and Angel came and joined us. I was on my fifth plate. Meh. I'm a big eater. When we were all finished, we talked for a little then Fang, Iggy and I got up to clean the dishes (which is the only thing they trust me to do in the kitchen).
"Hey guys, what do you guys wanna do today? My mom's out somewhere in the middle of nowhere fixing up a two headed pregnant snake, so if we wanna go somewhere, we have to walk."
"I don't know. Maybe we could just stay at home." Fang said.
"Yeah, right. Nudge and Ella probably already planned for us though." Iggy rolled his eyes.
"True, I wonder what we'll be doing. Speaking of, where are Nudge and E-"
"MAX! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASEE!" Nudge and Ella screamed, running into the kitchen.
"Speak of the devil…" I muttered. "What, you guys? This better be important enough for me ALMOST LOOSING THE HEARING IN MY EAR. Important as in a someone died, or something's on fire." I glared at them, covering my ear. "Ow. Ow. Ooowwww."
"Sorry, Max. We were online when we saw that this one club's open on Saturday nights, and we wanted to know if we could all go." Ella explained.
I thought about it. We'd probably end up murdered in a ditch or something.
"No."
"BUT MAAAAAAAAX!" Ella and Nudge both whined at once.
"No. We'll probably all get trashed, and possibly end up in Switzerland." You only make the mistake of going to some random club and ending up in Switzerland once.
"But Maaax!"
"You guys, we're not even old enough."
"But Max, if you're under 21, they give you a red wristband, so the bartenders know to give you like, Sprite or punch or something, so we don't get trunk. And then they have security guards scattered throughout so you don't get like, kidnapped or something and they break up all the fights and stuff."
"No, and that's that." I stared them down with my awesome laser eyes until they melted and sank into the floor. "MWAHAHAHAHA." I shouted.
Just kidding. But that'd be awesome.
Then they dropped their ultimate weapon.
Bambi eyes.
"UGH, FINE, FINE, BUT JUST STOP STARING AT ME LIKE THAT."
Fang just stared at me with this gaze that just sorta screamed "you idiot. I don't want to end up in Switzerland again." Yeah. He was there too.
"We have to be there at 6, okay?" Ella said.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. No go play with your dolls or whatever."
"WE DON'T PLAY WITH DOLLS!" They shouted.
"Whatever. Now go.
Nudge and Ella smiled at each other evilly.
"Hey, and Max, you have to wear a dress!" Nudge yelled in a singsong voice as she ran out the door.
I jumped up.
"WHAT? YOU NEVER MENTIONED THAT! COME BACK HERE!" I heard giggles. "ARGH! YOU GUYS SO OWE ME!"
Iggy snorted and Fang smirked.
"Shut up!" I hit both of their heads.
Then Nudge and Ella proceeded to make my life even worse.
"Oh, and we're going to do you makeup and hair, too!" Ella shouted from upstairs.
"Ugh."
Iggy and Fang stared at me.
"You didn't put up as much as a fight that we thought you would." Iggy said.
I rolled my eyes.
"Whatever. Finish the dishes."
"But Maaaaaaaaaax!" They whined.
"SHUT UP AND SUCK IT UP PRINCESSES! IF I HAVE TO WEAR A DRESS, YOU GUYS'RE DOING THE DISHES!"
I got up and left the room when Angel skipped in.
"Hey, Max? Do you wanna know what Fang and Iggy were really thinking about?"
This should be good.
"What?"
"Well, Iggy was thinking that you'd probably end up looking like a slut. What's a slut, Max?"
I choked.
"IGGY!"
I heard chuckles from the kitchen. Whatever. I'd take care of him later.
"So what was Fang thinking, sweetie?"
"He was thinking you'd look sexy."
I choked again.
"FANG!"
More snickering.
"SHUT UP YOU TWO. YOU GUYS ARE SO DEAD!"
Back to Angel.
"Max? You didn't answer my question. I know what sexy means, but what's a slut?"
"Um…it's a type of Australian…purple…bunny?"
"But Max, why would Iggy think you'd look like an Australian purple bunny?"
"Never mind, Angel. You'll learn when you're older."
"Okay, Max."
Ugh. Fang and Iggy were such perverts. I'm so going to kill them and then they're going to get-
"Max, what're you thinking about?" Nudge asked. WOAH, SHE'S LIKE A MINI FANG! I DIDN'T EVEN HEAR HER!
"Australian purple bunnies."
"Um…okay…hey, do you want to come to our room so you can help Ella and I pick out clothes? I mean there's this super cute purple dress, but I mean…I don't know. Maybe the silver sparkly one! Cause, like, OMG sparkles are so awesome!"
"Uh…sure, Nudge."
"Yeah! Come on, Max!" Nudge said, grabbing me and pulling me upstairs to her room.
Uh oh.
OMG I'M A LINE BREAK CAUSE SINCE MICHELLE IS SO LAME SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO PUT IN A LINE BREAK! YAY!
Please review! Thanks!
~Just Another Hawk
