Over the river and through the woods..to Hell Melinda goes...I know one day,she's gonna pay and die into the snow,OH!

I was awaken by my best friend,Melinda Cedeno's,stupid rants about Bleach and yaoi and stupid stuff."Pimienta!Wake up!""Huh?What?Oh,I'm so sorry...Yoshi!""How many times do I have to TELL you that that's NOT my frikkin' name!",she said as she attempted to stab me with her sharp blue pen."Ouch!Screw you,Pervy Sage!""You know you love me anyways,peacock!""Whatever,Uncle Grampa!""Screw you,Lemongrab!"Somehow my best guy-friend,Dean Cox,got into the middle of our conversation and said,"Cheese and bacon!",and laughed.I rolled my eyes while Melinda said,"Hey,Pimienta!I think that your boyfriend's talking to you...""Stop it or I'll tell Javier!"She pouted and and stomped off.Score one for Team Pepper,botch!Just then,my used-to-be best guy-friend,Wyatt Osborne came over with his 'stupid fake *N'SYNC friend',Hymtoro,who was a stupid Bosnian with an ugly face and jeez,I FREAKING LOVE THAT BOY!"So...Pepper,how's life...?"" How's the life of being high with your asses for friends?"Hymtoro said,"Yo,girl!Watch who you talkin to?"Hymtoro came near me,putting his dirty hands on my waist as he tried to come at me flirtatiously.Dean...I know you're seeing this...stop this shit...!Dean grabbed my arm and we ran off,bumping into my friends,Holly Burko and Samantha Mihalko."Hey!What the hell,you two?""Sorry Holly,but I've got issues!""Yea,you doooooo got some issues!"Dean left as I rolled my eyes."Ooooh...is that your boyfriend?""SAMANTHA!He's not!"Holly and Sammy giggled as they high-fived each other.

I'm an auntie!A real auntie!Venice'ciana Reeder happens to be my fake niece,but her sister Victorianna is an my fake sister in law,sapphire Bell-Scott's having a girl!Sometimes I often wonder what my best friend,Nigel Brown,does outside of I went to Lunch,I saw Sapphire,gave her a hug,and saw her 'bump'.Out of ALL of these stupid pretty girls here in 'Ham,I didn't expect Sapphire to do...do...this!I'm glad...but...AHHHHHH!OK...I'm ...I got a lot of of baby names!Just to name a few:


Jazmine May

Ruby Jo

Deanna Symone

Topaz Marie

Lily May

Onyx Jo

Primrose Ann

Pearl Ann

Anna-Beth Lily

Sapphire Jr.

Just then,a black fat girl came over,saying,"I'm to let ya know."After she left,we all started laughing."See what I mean?""She just talkin.",I said."Let's go outside.",said said yea and left.

I feel like I'm being followed.I keep lookin back and I see Hymtoro's skinny ass!I hope he ain't fuckin stalkin me?I keep lookin and and and he is!He ran and came in front of me."Hey,Pepper!"I stared at him."Talk to me."Nothing."Fine."He grabbed my waist and started to kiss me all over.I punched him and kicked his bashed me in the head and I started to thing that Mr.'Cobra Bubbles' Baxter saw the whole experience and took him to the office.I laughed painfully and left,singing Katy Perry's 'Roar'.

"Girl...you didn't...""Hell yea,Dean!That shit hurt,but it was soooo worth it!"All I got was a few scrapes and were on the wrapped his arm around me and kissed my forehead.I blushed a little but again...it was sooooo worth it!

THE END