This is where I'm going to post all of my DouWata one-shots, as it seems I am incapable of finishing a chapter fic. Ratings will vary between chapters, but will never exceed T. Most stories will be written on one-word themes I've selected at random, but any ideas or requests are welcome. Harsh reviews bring the sun up in the mornings!
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TreeRating: K
Summary: Watanuki was lucky the twin's didn't know how to play Cowgirls and Indians
Warnings: boyxboy pairing, over use of italics, beware of sarcasm
Disclaimer: Not mine, never was
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Watanuki hung upside down from the cherry tree in the park. The rope wrapped around his ankles was starting to cut off circulation, and his cloak had fallen up side down around him, completely blocking his sight. He crossed his arms in annoyance and did his best to ignore his tormentors dancing around below.
"We caught Watanuki! We caught Watanuki!"
He was starting to really regret giving those two souls.
"Oi."
And speaking of regrets . . .
"What kind of Space-Time Wizard gets stuck in a tree?" continued the monotone voice.
Watanuki wondered how long it would be before his cloak started smoking from the holes his red-hot glare was burning into it. "What," he countered with a hiss, "kind of boyfriend is late to his own birthday party!!!"
"Sorry."
Watanuki considered pointing out (very politely, of course, as was ever his manner even when talking to ungrateful bastards), that it was extremely rude to show up late to a party someone else planned just for you, and not even attempt to offer an excuse; but he decided it might severally hurt his chances of being let down and so settled for snarling: "Just undo the rope already!"
"Hn." And Watanuki fell with a thump into a strong pair of captivating arms.
"Dammit! Let me go!" Watanuki struggled against both Doumeki's protective hold and the swaddling of his own cloak (why did he have to inherit Yuuko's love of fancy clothes along with everything else?).
It was a full ten minutes before he was allowed to sit down with a smirking Doumeki and enjoy the birthday cake.
And it was almost an hour later before the two of them walked right into the twin's other trap. But Watanuki, sitting comfortably on his boyfriend's lap and watching the sunset through the narrow opening at the top of the hole, decided he didn't mind this one so much.
Edited 12-23-07 to fix the spelling of 'below.'
