Supposed to be a one shot but if I get enough reviews maybe I will continue I don't own FMA

SUGAR HIGH


I am Rose Tsuba, I was feeling bored one day when I just randomly decided to pop into Amestris and get everyone sugar high... I all of a sudden popped into Roy Mustang's office.

"Who the hell are you?"

"Your worst nightmare..." With this a knocked him out with my mighty pan of evilish doom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I then Popped into the middle of a fight between Lust and Ed.

"What the hell?!" Ed yelled.

"Eh... I will just cut her in half..." Lust then cut me, Rose Tsuba, in half.

"Oh no you did-nt!" I screamed as I regenerated.

"Shit.." Lust said as she cut me in half... again... and again... and again...

1 day later

"Please stop. That is getting annoying." I said. "Eh oh well..." I then knocked lust out.

"Errr..." Ed said...

I completly forgot he was in the room.

"Hey Al!" I screamed. "I will give you a kitty if you knock out Ed... and carry Lust and Ed... to my evil lair of candy!!!"

"It's a deal!"

----------------------------In Envy's dark... room... damn is that my bazooka!?------------------

'OMFG! ENVYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!" I squeeled

"What and who the hell?!"

"Nothing I just haven't forgave you for SPOILER!!!!!!!!!!! killing Ed!" With this I whacked him on the head with my mighty pan.

-----------------------after gathering everyone up and in my lair-----------------------

"Ahhhhh... I see your all awake!" I said.

"Well yeah. You threw ice water over our heads." The other Rose said.

"Oh... wait... I don't want you here." I then zapped the other Rose to the other side of the gate.

"What the hell?" Ed said. "Im hungry!"

"Yeah!" Agreeed everyone else.

"Oks!" I said as I untied them and they ran over to the piles of candy coated sugar.

"Why do I feel so happy all of a sudden?" Ed said. A maniacle smile creeping onto his face. "SUGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!! need more suuuuuuuugarrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"MOMMY!!!!! I WANT AN ELMO! I WANT A COOKIE! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!" Al screamed as suddenly everyone was chibified. Like in the OVA party thingy..

BOOM BOOM! "I make a boom boom!" Roy squealed. It was true. he blew up his pants with exploding poop.

"What have I doooooooone!?" I shouted. "Ah well.' said as I started to big out on the candy as well. "BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!" aLL OF A SUDDEN Wrath walksin.

"Can-dy?!... CANDY CANDY CANDY!!yaaaaaaaaaaaay cand-yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!