Supposed to be a one shot but if I get enough reviews maybe I will continue I don't own FMA
SUGAR HIGH
I am Rose Tsuba, I was feeling bored one day when I just randomly decided to pop into Amestris and get everyone sugar high... I all of a sudden popped into Roy Mustang's office.
"Who the hell are you?"
"Your worst nightmare..." With this a knocked him out with my mighty pan of evilish doom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I then Popped into the middle of a fight between Lust and Ed.
"What the hell?!" Ed yelled.
"Eh... I will just cut her in half..." Lust then cut me, Rose Tsuba, in half.
"Oh no you did-nt!" I screamed as I regenerated.
"Shit.." Lust said as she cut me in half... again... and again... and again...
1 day later
"Please stop. That is getting annoying." I said. "Eh oh well..." I then knocked lust out.
"Errr..." Ed said...
I completly forgot he was in the room.
"Hey Al!" I screamed. "I will give you a kitty if you knock out Ed... and carry Lust and Ed... to my evil lair of candy!!!"
"It's a deal!"
----------------------------In Envy's dark... room... damn is that my bazooka!?------------------
'OMFG! ENVYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!" I squeeled
"What and who the hell?!"
"Nothing I just haven't forgave you for SPOILER!!!!!!!!!!! killing Ed!" With this I whacked him on the head with my mighty pan.
-----------------------after gathering everyone up and in my lair-----------------------
"Ahhhhh... I see your all awake!" I said.
"Well yeah. You threw ice water over our heads." The other Rose said.
"Oh... wait... I don't want you here." I then zapped the other Rose to the other side of the gate.
"What the hell?" Ed said. "Im hungry!"
"Yeah!" Agreeed everyone else.
"Oks!" I said as I untied them and they ran over to the piles of candy coated sugar.
"Why do I feel so happy all of a sudden?" Ed said. A maniacle smile creeping onto his face. "SUGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!! need more suuuuuuuugarrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"MOMMY!!!!! I WANT AN ELMO! I WANT A COOKIE! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!" Al screamed as suddenly everyone was chibified. Like in the OVA party thingy..
BOOM BOOM! "I make a boom boom!" Roy squealed. It was true. he blew up his pants with exploding poop.
"What have I doooooooone!?" I shouted. "Ah well.' said as I started to big out on the candy as well. "BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!" aLL OF A SUDDEN Wrath walksin.
"Can-dy?!... CANDY CANDY CANDY!!yaaaaaaaaaaaay cand-yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
