Tales of Reversia
(Disclaimer is at the bottom... And I didn't just say that...)
Cherry-sama: Hi and Welcome to Tales of Reversia!
Lloyd: So what is this fic about?
Cherry-sama: I'm not telling until the ending!
Lloyd: Of this fic!
Cherry-sama: No silly, of this Chapter!
Dirk: So why am I one of the main Characters?
Cherry-sama: You'll see!
Kratos: Please ignore us…. Read the fic…
Once upon a time there was a leader of Cruxis who was getting very tired of his current land that he had manipulated…
"This is getting on my nerves!" Yggdrasill yelled at his assistant.
"Do you mean Martel's revival?" Pronyma asked Yggdrasill.
"No! I mean about those inferior beings that get in my way to my sister's revival!" Yggdrasill yelled at Pronyma.
"Do you mean about the group that is lead by Kratos's boy?" Pronyma asked again.
"Of course I do!" Yggdrasill yelled while pacing around the stone floor. "How many other inferior beings get in my way!"
"None so far, Lord Yggdrasill…"
"There should be a change around here! Something exciting, something new, something like—!" Yggdrasill froze. "Of course!"
"What is it, Lord Yggdrasill?"
"Why didn't I think of it before? I could make them change into different people!"
Before Pronyma could ask what he was planning, Yggdrasill went off to find the eternal sword. Pronyma could tell that this was a bad idea so she went after him.
"Now Lord Yggdrasill, please." Pronyma begged as she followed him down the long stairway in his castle. "What if you end up regretting this? What if you lose all memory of who you are?"
"You may have a point there, Pronyma…" Yggdrasill stopped going down the stairs and paused. "I know! I'll only make Kratos, Yuan, Martel, and I remember this reality!" He remarked as he when back to finding the eternal sword.
"But what if your position is lower than someone else?" Pronyma asked trying to reason with Yggdrasill.
"Simple, I'll make it so I'll stay in my current position!" Yggdrasill replied barely glancing at her, still continuing his pursuit.
"But Lord Yggdrasill…" Pronyma moaned. "Surely you don't mean for this to be forever, do you?"
"Why would I change it back to the way it is now?" he asked while passing his big (and ugly) guard dragon.
"But I have a bad feeling about this, sir…" she warned as they teleported to the Tower of Salvation.
"Have you forgotten, Pronyma, that you must call me lord Yggdrasill?" Yggdrasill asked as he lifted the eternal sword (with magic).
"No, Lord Yggdrasill…" Pronyma replied as she stood in an army like position.
"At ease, Pronyma…" Yggdrasill commanded as the eternal sword became at eyelevel. "After all… I would want you to enjoy your last moment remembering this world…"
With that, the eternal sword let off a wave of energy and that was the last of the world that would ever be normal…
It was a bright day in Iselia, the sun was shining, the breeze was blowing, and the students of the Iselia School were studying…
"Now you must cut a tree with full power of your axe…" Professor Presea was explaining. "If you don't, you probably won't be able to improve your skills with the wondrous blade."
"Professor?" Regal asked as he stood up from his chair. "Isn't today the day—?"
"Zelos Irving!" Presea yelled at a sleeping redhead. "Zelos! Wake up!"
But the young teen didn't wake up, so the Professor through a chalk board eraser at him. The Professor was an amazingly strong little girl so when the eraser hit the boy, it flung him across the room, through the wall.
"OW!" Zelos yelled as he fell down to the floor with a large thump. "What was that for?"
"That was for sleeping in class. Now go on and continue Regal…"
"Isn't today the day of Prophesy?"
"Oh. Yes, it is. That means the Chosen one with have to see the oracle…"
"I know madam." Sheena, the chosen one, reported.
"Good, now—" Presea started, but she was very rudely interrupted by a bright light.
"Wait, was that—?" Zelos asked, wide eyed.
"Yes it was, I must except the oracle now." Sheena reported as she ran to the door.
"Wait! I'm going with you!" Zelos said standing up from the floor.
"But I'm fine by myself!"
"I don't care. I'd feel better if someone was with you."
"I'll go too." Regal said standing up as well.
"Thanks guys…" Sheena whispered.
Then all three of them left the room.
Outside, the mayor of Iselia reported to them…
"Be careful, Chosen one." Mayor Forcesestis warned. "The desians attacked the temple."
"We will, mayor Forcesestis." Sheena confirmed.
As the three heroes went to the temple, Zelos asked…
"You know that wall with the big hole that's shaped like a blond girl (Colette) in the school?"
"What about it?" Sheena asked Zelos.
"Why is it there?"
"Um…"
"We at the school do not know how it was made. It is just there…" Regal replied.
"Why do you think it's shaped like a blond girl?" Sheena asked.
"I have a feeling that it was made by a blond girl, and I think I know her from somewhere…"
Anyways at the temple…
"I'm going on…alone…" Sheena said as they get to the bottom of the Temple stairway.
"Without us?" Regal asked.
"Yes…" Sheena replied as she climbed up a few stairs.
"Wait! That's suicide! I won't let you go on without me at least." Zelos yelled to Sheena.
Just then the pastor walked down the stairs and DIED at Regal's feet.
"NO! WHY MY FEET! WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS!" Regal screamed.
"I'd thought I'd never see the day when Regal would scream like that…" Zelos said looking at Regal very scarily as if he had just murdered his girlfriend.
"Me too…" Sheena said looking at Regal as if he was nuts.
"Where are Zelos, Sheena and Regal?" A blue haired man in a farmer suit asked an old man.
Suddenly, the old man saw the three come up the stairs. Not thinking that he would alert the man, he yelled to Sheena.
"Run Sheena!" the chief of Mizho alerted the chosen.
"No I won't because you just alerted them of my position and I have to except the oracle!" Sheena yelled back to her 'Grandpa.'
"So your Chosen…Now this is amusing…" Yuan chuckled (yep! He's in a farmer suit,) turning around to face the three.
"Don't you desians DARE touch her!" Zelos commanded pulling out his two swords but then dropping one.
"…Your not used to fighting with those, are you?" Yuan asked as his farmer's hat fell off.
"I've used these all my life!" Zelos retorted back.
"Liar…"
"NO! I HAVE!"
"Please. I just need to speak with you three."
"Now you're the liar!" Zelos sneered.
"Why are you guys fighting about this?" Sheena asked the bluenette and the redhead.
Of course the men didn't pay attention to her so Sheena just went inside the temple, and Regal followed.
"Don't make me get angry!" Yuan threatened Zelos.
"Grrr… Get ready get ready guys!" Zelos yelled at his friends.
But Zelos had failed to notice that they were gone. Once he had found out, he went into a panic and went into a instant fit with lead to his insanity…
"This is my happy birthday song—" Zelos sang while wearing a sombrero and a skirt.
"What the… That looks worse than what we're wearing…" Yuan stated while taking his pitchfork and swirled it as if he was bored.
"—I'm singing it just for you! And went you ring the gong—"
Then Dirk walked up the long stairs only to find Zelos singing…
"What the heck…?" Dirk said sweat dropping at the site of Zelos singing the very random song…
Now Zelos did not know all the words to the song so when he didn't know a part…
"—It means my song is through. My song is not so hard, (pause)…um…(starts singing again) blah blah blah blah blah, and I'm going to keep singing it over and over again!"
"…"
"…" Yuan added.
Just then Sheena and Regal came out of the temple and Zelos regained sanity…
"Guys, where were you?" Zelos asked.
"We went on to get the oracle, but we got stuck on this one part…"
"I can help you with that…" Dirk stated in his dwarven accent and he went back with them into the temple with Regal and Sheena.
"WAIT!" Zelos yelled after them. "DON'T LEAVE ME BEHIND!"
"DON'T LEAVE ME STUCK WITH THIS IDIOT!" Yuan yelled after them.
"Hey…" Zelos whimpered. "That's not very nice—"
Just then Zelos went back into insanity mode…
"NOOoooooOOOOOoooooOOOOOooooo!" Yuan yelled with lots of not needed suspense.
"This is my happy birthday song, I'm singing it just for you!" Zelos sang.
Yuan started crying for the first time in his life over 4000 years. I wouldn't blame him because Zelos is a HORRIBLE singer! If he doesn't screech the note he sings then he will sing it flat so the outcome of the song was deadly to all those who hear him (if you're not dead already)…
"I HATE YOU CHERRY-SAMA! I HATE THE WHOLE SCRIPT YOU WROTE!" Yuan yelled at the sky as Zelos unleashed his most powerful weapon. "WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME!"
"SHUT UP YUAN!" 'The Clouds' replied to him. "DO YOU WANT THE MAIN PART OF SLEEPING BEAUTY OR NOT!"
"T.T But still…" Yuan wept. "How could you do this to me?"
"Ouch… Now that I can actually hear it, it really hurts…"
"—Blah blah blah blah blah!" Zelos sang.
"ZELOS SHUT UP!"
Then a big plate full of food floated down from 'the clouds' and hovered in front of Zelos. (For those of you, who missed this skit, SHAME ON YOU! It was really funny plus you would understand this joke.)
"DWARVEN POTLUCK SURPRISE!" Zelos gasped as he drooled at the lump of mush that had contents of… I'll explain it in a second…
"Eat up! " 'The Clouds' said to Zelos.
Zelos munched down the contents of the 'thing' that looked like it was deadly if you ate it…
"What's in it?" Yuan asked 'The Clouds.'
"It was made of…" then a long list that is as tall as the tower of salvation appeared with a pair of glasses, "Vinegar, blades of grass, Noishe crap (yes, Zelos did own Noishe), a spicy cake (made by Raine in the original version), two pieces of decaying wood, a baseball bat, a furby—" the clouds started.
Then an electronic "AHHHHH!" came out of the Dwarven Potluck Surprise and we would only assume that it was the furby getting gulped down by the bad singer(A.K.A. Zelos).
"Anyways… Vinegar, blades of grass, Noishe crap (ewww…), a spicy cake, two pieces of decaying wood, a baseball bat, a furby, mold, dirty laundry, a live octopus, rat poison, a fingernail, a Rodye voodoo doll, an orange peel, sixteen smelly socks, acid, nine Oasis CD's, a CD player, 99 hot peppers, chicken feathers, owl feathers, peacock feathers, an Ipod mini, an Ipod nano, a picture of a turkey (including the frame), a wide screen T.V., nine movies to go into the T.V., 92 trees, 34 robin's nests, 48 robins in the nests, 56 muddy boots, Zelos's homework (now he can't say Noishe ate it…that would be lying…), all Zelos's old swords, Zelos's bed (I wonder what he will sleep on…), a computer, 27 zoos (how would that fit…), a sludge hammer, and your engagement ring." 'The Clouds' finished.
"WHAT! AHHH! ZELOS! STOP EATING THAT!" Yuan yelled at the man who was still gulping down the baseball bat.
Yuan then plunged for the dish and dug through it. He found his ring and blamed 'The Clouds'…
"It's all your fault for getting my hands put in rat poison and CD's!" Yuan blamed 'The Clouds.'
"What? The room was dark! I couldn't see what I was grabbing!"
"Can I continue eating?" Zelos asked as he pointed at the 'goop'.
"Yes you may…" 'The Clouds' responded.
Yuan and 'the clouds' continued to fight and failed to see that indeed Sheena, Regal and Dirk came back out. So they left with Zelos (he grabbed the plate because he wasn't finished) and after an hour 'The Clouds' saw something…
"Their gone…"
"Really?"
"Yep…"
"Oh great…"
"Yeah… Zelos forgot to pay his bill…"
"Who would (and could, remember that rat poison) pay you after eating that!"
Zelos then appeared dropped of his bill and vanished again.
"Yay! "
"…"
Cherry-sama: What do ya think?
Zelos: (barfs because he actually doesn't like it) I think you forgot the disclaimer…
Cherry-sama: Ohhh… Disclaimer: I do NOT own Tales of Symphonia.
Lloyd: That's it? That's not very interesting…
Cherry-sama: GRRR!
Lloyd: uh-oh…
Cherry-sama: (beats up Lloyd with Presea's axe)
Presea: …
Kratos: (random) Please Review…
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