Story summary: Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru are kidnapped and locked up in a room, by a deranged fan-girl, to see what they would do. Rated R for language and ideas and concepts. Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru are relatively true to form however.
Warnings: Think of Inuyasha fan fiction. Think about "alternate pairings". Now think what would Inuyasha do if he actually saw this stuff? Then add Sesshoumaru to the action...
Authors Note: o.o; As much as I would love to own Inuyasha, I don't. A fact that he is v.v.very grateful for. o.o;
I would also love to own Sesshoumaru, but I'm not so sure he'd let me live....
Also -' '- is thoughts. Damn FF for not letting me use the tilde symbol... Or the star. oOo is scene change...
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It begins.
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Hands were typing at a computer... Chatting with friends over the internet. Talking about their favourite show, and pairings. And why they enjoyed them. Eventually the computer was switched off, the lights turned off. Bed with pillows and a doona was seeked. Head was on pillow, mind in dreams. And so the real fun began.
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'You.' was the simple greeting Sesshoumaru had to say as Inuyasha appeared in the room before him – a little over 5 seconds after he had found this... place.
'Keh!' was Inuyasha's response.
'This Sesshoumaru, would like to know, what is this place?' Sesshoumaru's deadpan voice broke through the silence, appraising his surroundings carefully.
'How the fucking hell should I know?' Inuyasha angrily yelled, his voice the complete opposite to Sesshoumaru's calm, kicking a chair that was so conveniently placed before him. As he glanced at his surroundings – they were located in a room. It wasn't a particularly large room, though rather spacious, it looked more like from Kagome's time, than anything from his own era, with the sparse furniture within it. Though Kagome's walls were not thick cold stone. And Kagome's rooms usually had well defined doors. This room didn't appear to have doors at all. The furniture was what really made it look as though it was from Kagome's time. The chair he had kicked, a bed that looked much like Kagome's – except much bigger. 'This place is weird' he complained somewhat obnoxious voice.
-'I couldn't agree more'- Sesshoumaru thought privately to himself analysing his sorroundings. The pitiful walls would not be able to trap this Youkai lord.
Drawing out the Tessaiga, Inuyasha, raised it before him. -'Right'- 'Kaze no kizu!' (Wound of the wind, or wind scar) yelling out his attack, he swung the Tessaiga watching as the attack spun out from ahead of him – and straight through the wall. The wall had not fazed the attack. At all.
Sesshoumaru's eyes were narrowed at this turn of events, but still he said nothing.
Giggling, of a distintly femine kind could be heard.
'Who's there!' Inuyasha angrily demanded.
'I'm uh... I didn't really think about this', the voice that had been giggling previously spoke out. 'I- uh, damn, uh, you can just call me fan-girl.' She finished off, not sounding so sure about the matter herself.
'Show yourself immediately' barked the youkai lord, Sesshoumaru. Who at the same time strolled precisely, a strong even gait, his flamboyant mostly white robes billowing slightly behind him, heading towards the walls and tapped them. They appeared to be rather solid.
Silence.
'What the hell is going on?' Inuyasha demanded to be informed, but "Fan-girl" refused to answer. Their was no sound to be heard in the room, other than the two brothers breathing. Again. 'Kaze no kizu!' Again, no effect. The attack did not bounce, or appear to be slowed down by the wall.
Sesshoumaru decided that he tired of this nonsense, and reached down to his blade Toukijin. His bright yellow eyes widened in surprise. Then narrowed sharply. He did not have that blade. Though the Tensaiga was definetly still there. How was it possible that not only the Toukijin was removed, with out his knowing, but he hadn't been even been aware that it was missing from his ensemble.
Still his own claws, and youki, should be able to deal with this matter. He knelt down on the ground. His right hand, claw glowed with green poison. Punching down sharply. The effect on Sesshoumaru was akin, to the average human, punching a wall. It hurt like the blazes, and the floor appeared unscathed. The poison that had dripped from his claw, remained sizzling on the floor. But not disolving through. Sesshoumaru stood abrubtly up. Hiding the fact that his hand was now throbbing. A fact that puzzled and troubled him greatly.
'Keh.'The familiar irritating sound could clearly be heard. 'You can't get through either, bastard.' Inuyasha observed. Returning the Tessaiga towards its scabbard.
'Shut up.'
'Make me!' Inuyasha retalliated. He was cooped up within these too small quarters, with one of his least favourite people in the world, and some sicko called "Fan-girl" was hovering around in the background.
'Very well then' were the dark words muttered, the hand glowed green with poison once more. Though this Sesshoumaru had no particular wish to kill the hanyou this time, that cocky little runt, could be knocked a peg or to down. Inuyasha was pulling the Tessaiga out again, as Sesshoumaru landed with his right hand claw around the runts neck, the poison sizzling unpleasantly.
What Inuyasha released from the Tessaiga was not a full-blown Kaze no kizu, but it did knock Sesshoumaru off him.
'Oooooooooooh.' An irritating and now familiar female voice groaned in dissapointment. 'Fooey.'
'Just what do you thing your up to!'Demanded Inuyasha. Stop playing stupid games!
The childish voice replied. 'Shan't!'
'Why have you brought us here?'It was Sesshoumaru's turn to make demands.
A small pause, then in a puzzled voice, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. 'To see what you would do, of course.'
Bothof the brothers glanced at each other, though they rarely saw eye to eye, they both knew that they were in full agreement that they were trapped at the hands of a – complete and utter lunatic.
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Authors Note: I appologise if you were looking forward to seeing they're reaction to the fan fiction..ideas. That will definetly be in next chapter. Just I got so caught up in why they were there, and how they got into the conversation that TWICE, I side tracked from what the story is actually meant to be about. I litterally closed all the work I started off with this morning, made a complete fresh start and still had the same problem. V.v;
Still this isn't too bad, considering that I've had less than 24 hours to think about this, and I've gotten the first chapter done, some filler paragraphs for later chapters and about half of the next one done.
Normally I'd wait until I had a bit more written up of a fanfiction before I started posting... (Though thats usually cause I start writing from the middle of a story – or in some cases the second last scene o.O; ) But I'm tired of starting fanfictions then getting worried that no one would like it or... Not having the beginning bit done, so I can't at least start to share it, and have a bit more pressure and incentive to post the chapters, which is why I worked so hard on this part.
The next chapter should be funnier. I'll try to have it up in a week. Minimum three days, maximum eight! Scouts honour!
And no... Fan-girl isn't me. Honestly! Big wide innocent eyes and thats not because the two brothers are.... Never mind O.o; You heard nothing!
As another side note... WTH, I can't do little stars, you know, shift 8... Now I have to go and find all the thoughts again... ARGH!
Also... It did a weird ass thing, where if something in a paragraph was italic, or underlined or bold, it made everything that way -.-; I just wanted to make it clearer who was speaking...
Qem
