"Where's Roxas?!" Sora screamed, jumping up and down, even though he had not yet eaten any candy.

Sora stood alone on the dark street, brunet hair swinging about wildly, in a mad search for the blonde.

"Roxas!" The brunet had merely run to the next house (Okay maybe Sora ran so fast it looked like he TELEPORTED, but that's another story that I don't feel like telling just yet) to get "MOAR CANDIIE", as Sora so bluntly put it at the beginning of their rounds.

Yes, Sora and Roxas had been trick or treating. Candy, a few games of ding-dong-ditch, and costumes. Awesome.

But Sora forgot about Roxas in his need for candy, and by the time Sora changed out of his costume, he realized he was without a blonde counterpart. Crap.

Sora glanced nervously around the street.

(Then again, Sora isn't the sharpest crayon in the box.)

"Roxaas?! Where are you!" Sora continued to call out.

(Or the brightest light bulb in the packet.)

"Helloo?"

(Or the smartest kitten of the litter.)

"Are you out theerreee?!"

(Wait a second, I'm rambling while poor Roxas is missing!)

"Roxaas! Come on!! I'm sorry!"

Sora was starting to worry about his missing companion. He ran down the empty street, his costume long changed out of.

Sora ran towards the park, although he had no idea why. Instinct? Twin telepathy? Running out of places to look? It could be any one of those.

After running around the park at least TEN times, Sora collapsed on the sandbox.

WOE! He was never going to find his Roxie-poo-kins-chan-kyuu-furby. (Furby? What the hell?)

Woe! Angst! Misery! Gloo-moan. Oh the horrors of it all- wait moan!?

Sora scrambled up from the sandbox once he heard a voice that sounded verryyyy familiar.

"Roxas?" Sora said out loud.

No answer. Sora almost thought he was hearing things when he heard another moan.

This time is was even louder. And Sora was getting slightly paranoid.

"R-Roxas?" One too many scary movies over at Riku's had Sora watched.

Sora followed the sound, as it led him to behind the park bathrooms. (Nasty places, park bathrooms.)

He peeked around the corner, as he heard another strangely sickening moan..

And there was Roxas.

Yep, Sora found him, but what ELSE did he find?

Axel. Pushing. Roxas. Against. The. Wall. With. His. Hands. Down. His. Twin's. Pants. And. Making. Out.

Major scarrage, right there. (Unless you happen to be a yaoi fan girl, then that's like a Kodak moment!)

Roxas and Axel noticed Sora, and Roxas blushed a furious red.(not that you could see it, outside being dark and all)

Roxas gave a small smile, and gave a half-assed attempt at a joke.

"Umm.. Happy Halloween?"

Sora ran like hell.

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AN's

Yeah, this is part one of my little Halloween gift to you guys! Since that drawing of Sora made in paint sucks ass. XD And I don't want to scarr you guys for life! XD

This was for fun, and don't take any offense or anything. I consider this crack? I dunno.

I ramble slightly in this story. Oh hell, what am I say? I rambled a lot. Sorry XD!