Hi! This is my first Legally Blonde fic. Probably not my last, as I discovered a secret obsession I have with this musical!

Disclaimer: I wish I had rights to Legally Blonde the Musical, so I could be besties with Christian Borle, but I don't.


Elle POV:

Oh, I just love Mondays! I know what you're thinking; who in the world loves Mondays? Well, I can't help but adore them. Mondays are the busiest days at the office. It's the day where cases just fly in. I don't get a lot of cases, and even the ones I do get I have to work as a paralegal. I've been working at Evans, Brown, Greenley, and Forrest for about fifteen months. I'm only a paralegal because I wanted some experience before taking the bar exam. I'm going to take the exam in about six weeks.

And did you notice the name of the firm? That last name? Forrest?

YES! It's true, Emmett and some of his old Harvard buddies (Michael Brown, Alex Greenley, and Will Evans) banded together to create their own firm! After Brooke's case, he was able to land a job at Michael's old firm. They ended up seeing Alex and Will, two executives at a big firm in Boston that mentored them in college. Alex and Will are actually in their late thirties, but when you get the four of them together it's like they're all just a bunch of teenagers. You would think lawyers are mature…

Anyway…they opened their own firm, and there are about twenty five lawyers working here. It's not a big company, but we're growing. Emmett and Will focus on criminal law, while Alex and Michael specialize in civil law. It's pretty much goes from there.

I took a deep breath and observed my surroundings. My cubicle was pretty spacious. Not comfortable, but roomy. My medium sized desk, my HP desktop, my pink swivel chair (I practically had to beg for it), my adorable accessories…I just love work! As I looked over my desk, I spotted a folder I was supposed to bring to my boss. I quickly took a swig of my Red Bull (conveniently hidden in my coffee thermos), grabbed the folder, and speed-walked to the head of the department's office. I knocked the brown wooden door three times.

"Come in," a gruff voice said. I bounded into the room and sat on the desk. I plopped the document on his desk.

"Ms. Woods?"

"Morning, sir, I have this file to deliver to you," I declared. I was slowly swishing my legs. I leaned back on the desk so I was resting on my elbows. My boss was facing me, and my legs were swinging by his right thigh.

"Is there any reason why you are lounging on my desk?" I smiled.

"Well, it may be because I find you simply irresistible," I replied and flipped my hair backwards.

"Why, Ms. Woods, you know I have a wife!"

"Somehow I don't think she'll mind…," I whispered as I propped myself up to give Emmett a kiss. It was magical, as always, like the massive spring sale at Dolce & Gabbana times ten. The lip-lock lasted about thirty seconds, before we broke away for air.

"Elle, you know I don't like having our…er, moments…at work," he said breathlessly. He flushed slightly and I could tell he was flustered. I rolled my eyes. You would think a husband wouldn't mind an impromptu make-out session. I smiled sweetly after a moment.

"Alright, you butthead. I'm leaving anyhow. I'll see you at home," I responded as I re-applied my signature tinted lipstick. I hopped off the desk, deliberately knocking over one of his Star Wars figurines he never lets anyone see.

I'm telling you, it's like he's still fifteen sometimes!

"Oops," I giggled as I performed the Bend & Snap not five feet from Emmett. I heard him gasp. I turned at the hip to see a dazed look in his eyes, which were zeroed in on my butt. He totally lost focus. I squealed inside.

"Emmett? I mean, Mr. Forrest?" I asked, knowing he was only half hearing me. His eyes didn't move.

"Hmmm? Oh, uh yeah, sure," he stuttered out as a goofy grin spread out on his face.

I beamed at him before skipping out of his office.

The Bend & Snap never fails!


First chapter, done! I'm planning on making this a kind of story of oneshots. I want it to be in the same universe I just set, but I'll post more chapters as more plot bunnies come hopping into my brain. Au revoir! Review if you have any ideas, comments, or questions!