A/N: Okay, so… this is intended solely for humor purposes. I haven't watched very much of SonicX, just some of the first season… I want to say 18 episodes. But anyway, while I was watching these few episodes, I remembered the old Sonic and Knuckles game, and how Knuckles was always doing something to screw Sonic up. After a while, my friend and I started joking about how, to Knuckles, everything that happened was Sonic's fault. This list was born as we were watching the show.

I'm marking it as complete because I have no real intention of continuing it- but if something comes up, it may find its way here.

Disclaimer: I do not own Sonic the Hedgehog, or Sonic X, if I did, Robotnik's name would still be Robotnik. Not Eggman.

The Knuckles Guidebook

Are you homeless? This is Sonic's fault.

Is your existence plastered upon newspapers around the world? This is Sonic's fault.

Do people believe there is only one hedgehog? This is Sonic's fault.

Do people wear red and white sneakers? This is Sonic's fault.

Do people wear blue? This is Sonic's fault.

Is there an annoying pink haired girl following you? This is Sonic's fault.

Are adults acting irresponsible? This is Sonic's fault.

Are girls you saved ignoring you? This is Sonic's fault.

Are all the rings on your island missing? This is Sonic's fault.

Are you trapped on an alien planet? This is Sonic's fault.

Do people automatically assume you'll help them? This is Sonic's fault.

Are you angry and depressed? This is Sonic's fault.

Are people being snarky with you? This is Sonic's fault.

Do you find yourself surrounded by so-called friends? This is Sonic's fault.

Are your Chaos Emeralds missing? This is Sonic's fault.

Is the forest being destroyed? This is Sonic's fault.

Have you been pulled over for speeding? This is Sonic's fault.

Do people not like you? This is Sonic's fault.

Have robots infested your island? This is Sonic's fault.

Do there appear to be two Sonics? This is Sonic's fault.

Did Robotnik trick you? This is Sonic's fault.

Do you- despite yourself- find yourself helping Sonic? This is Sonic's fault.

Do people talk to you in the middle of your exit scene? This is Sonic's fault.

Do the laws of gravity no longer apply in the vicinity? This is Sonic's fault.

Does a mocking themesong haunt your sleep? This is Sonic's fault.

Do people call you slow? This is Sonic's fault.

Do people urge you to stop and smell the flowers along the way? This is Sonic's fault.

You have yet to receive a flower-crown from Cream? This is Sonic's fault.

Has Robotnik found your island? This is Sonic's fault.

Do people give you grief about being able to climb and glide? This is Sonic's fault.

Are policemen and armies totally useless? This is Sonic's fault.

Are people making you play meaningless games? This is Sonic's fault.

You are referred to as, "Sonic and friends." This is Sonic's fault.

No one takes anything seriously- This is Sonic's fault.

Does everyone think you are a pushover? This is Sonic's fault.

You take any excuse to launch an attack in Sonic's direction… which is not his fault… but is fun anyway.

Is perfectly good brooding timer being interrupted? This is Sonic's fault.

Are you continually out of the loop? This is Sonic's fault.

Is your name unknown? This is Sonic's fault.

Do people claim you have an inferiority complex? This is Sonic's fault.

Even though you attacked Robotnick's lair first, does someone else get the credit? This is Sonic's fault.

Does the evil lair explode with you still inside? This is Sonic's fault.

Does someone steal your headline? This is Sonic's fault.

A/N- As far as guidebooks go, this is a pretty poor one. Basically, everything that happens is Sonic's fault according to Knuckles. He doesn't worry about how or why.