Disclaimer: I don't ANIMANIACS! If I did I would be Rich to the Max.

Yakko, Wakko, and Dot come from off screen. "It's that time again." Said Yakko.

"To watch day time TV?" asked Wakko.

"To go after Mel Gibson?" asked Dot.

"No, it's time to learn today's lesson," said Yakko.

"NOOOOOOOO!" Screamed Wakko and Dot while pounding the ground.

"Hay, come on, the wheel of Morality brings boring educational value to what would other be a entirely entertaining program," said Yakko.

"But the moral don't make any sense!" screamed Dot in pain.

"It's totally bogus!" said Wakko.

"Who came up with this stupid wheel of morality idea anyway?" said Dot.

"The execs at Kids WB," said Yakko.

"Oh, hehe, they did? What a great idea," said Dot.

"Yeah, I love the wheel of morality," Wakko said right before giving it a giant kiss.

"Sooo," said Yakko, "Wheel of morality turn, turn, turn. Tell us the moral we should learn. Moral number 12. And the moral of today story is… Violence never is the answer, in less your Slappy."

"That makes me all warm and fuzzy inside, either that or I have an infection," Said Dot.

"Mat, I would like to buy a vowel," said Wakko.

"Wrong wheel," said Yakko.

"Oops, sorry," said Wakko.

"Yipes," said all three before running. Ralph came running onto screen with a net shaking his fist.

This is first in a series of visits to the wheel of morality. Send in your own morals/responses/what time it/etc. for I will pick the best to be added to this fic!