Wild Wild X

Just something I've been wanting to do. I do not own X-Men: Evolution characters performing Will Smith songs while dressed in style. Enjoy! R&R

"Scott! Scott! Get down here! Jean's gone nuts!" Kitty hollered excitedly as Scott entered the dining room and to see Jean dressed in what appeared to be an 1860s cowboy uniform resembling Will Smith's costume from the Wild Wild West film.

"OK, I know Jean's a Will Smith fan…but this, however" Scott commented on Jean's getup "…is ridiculous." "You're telling me" Logan snorted "Since when does Red do your crazy getups? What do you expect, Professor X dressed up as some guy who lost a lung, a bladder, a spleen, two good legs, 35 feet of small intestine, and our ability to reproduce in the name of the South…"

"DO WE EVER LOSE OUR SENSE OF HUMOR!" Jean shrieked as if on cue before calming and commenting "So mi casa es su casa. Fattes come chaz vous" before flying around and shouting dramatically "LET THE PARTY BEGIN!" and launching into song Grey, Jean Grey, desperado, rough rider, no you don't want nada, none this sister, this six-shootin this it's like I tell ya. Any damsel in distress meets Jean Grey remember the name breakout bumrushed at the (Wild Wild West) Bobby, Colossus and Gambit echoed as Jean started shooting aimlessly while loving the act.

"Well Scott, you've made Red go completely nuts. Now what?" Logan barked before noticing Jean hearing that phrase.

"Still, I believe good manners indicate we should send out the welcome wagon." Jean commented, using her best Southern accent from the film seeing a truckload of nitro driving recklessly into the front wall of the mansion. And it came as no surprise that Kitty was driving the out of control vehicle. From the halls of the mansion, it became apparent that the New Mutants and several X-Men were acting out scenes from the movie

"STAY OUT OF MY WAY, LADY!" Avalanche hollered

"I'M NOT A LADY, I'M A US MARSHAL! STAY OUT OF MY WAY!" Colossus replied while Tabitha, all dressed in an 1860s dress observed the scene

"Get out of my way, Get out of my way. US Army, US Marshal." Tabitha said in a dense Dutch accent while looking through a Victorian-era binoculars and reading from a script. Logan looked at Tabitha, then Jean, and the oncoming nitro missile commented to a dazed and perplexed Scott "and now we have to run." And as if on cue, Scott, Logan and Jean ran madly into the front hall-even jumping out of the glass window-and ducking to see a circular blade whizz past them like a Frisbee gone haywire. The three rose up from the flattened grass-and shattered fragments of glass before being approached by Hank wearing an 1860s Confederate uniform and wearing a miniature horn from a shrunken gramophone on his left ear. "And they say you X-Men are supposed to be smart." He droned drunkenly before trotting off on a stallion. Scott, Logan and Jean, quite amazed by the turn of events that they themselves created knew how crazy this thing was

"Jean?" Scott asked dazed

"Yeah Scott?" Jean replied

"Let's keep this our little secret." Scott added