Switched and Cornered

The raven haired informant lit a match and set the board in front of him on fire, laughing manically as the pieces burned. "Namie-san. I'm bored." His secretary glanced at him.

"Don't look at me." Izaya sat back. What to do.

"I'm going to see Shizu-chan." Izaya jumped off the sofa.

"I hope he kills you." Izaya laughed at her. "Then you wouldn't get paid." He closed the door as he left.

Izaya spotted the monster. Smiling he walked up to the blonde. "Shizu-chan." The ex bartender flinched. "Orihara-san." Izaya tilted his head. "You feeling ok Shizu-chan?" He took out his switchblade. Shizuo focused on the knife and paled. "Don't kill me." He sobbed. The informant stood dumbfounded as the monster turned and ran.

Izaya cheered up as he made his way to the school of the Dollars leader. He waited outside, until he saw Mikado walking out by himself. Not with his friends today? He waved happily. "Mikado-kun." The teen looked up glaring at him "Iz-ay-a – kun." The dollars leader ran up to him and gripped the nearest signpost. The informant stared at him, as he tried to pull the thing from the ground. "Mikado -kun. Are you feeling okay?" The teen snarled at him, concentrating on the post. Izaya smiled. "Shizu-chan?" The teen glared at him. "I told you not to call me that flea." He pulled harder at the signpost. "Get the hell out of Ikebukuro." Izaya laughed as he walked away. Humans were so interesting. They never got boring.

Izaya made his way, back through the streets smiling. "Shizu-chan is Mikado-kun and Mikado-kun is Shizu-chan." The informant laughed. "This will be so much fun."He looked down and spotted Shizuo/Mikado. "Shizu-chan." The blonde looked up at him and he waved. Izaya smiled as the blonde ran.

The informant easily kept up with the ex bartender. It felt weird since he was usually being the one chased instead of the chasing. He dropped down into the alley, landing in front of the cornered man. "Hello Shizu-chan." Izaya moved towards his captive. "Or should it be Mikado-kun?" Mikado flushed backing into the wall. "Orih-" The informant put a finger to his lips. "I told you to call me Izaya, Mikado-kun." The blonde blushed. "Well this is new. Who knew you could make Shizu-chan's body look so cute."

"Iz-ay-a – kun!" The black haired teen ran into the alley. "Get away from my body!" He rushed towards the informant,pulling his elbow back. "Shizu-chan. You're interrupting." He caught the fist aimed at him laughing. "What's wrong Shizu-chan? Lost your strength?" Shizuo growled and aimed another punch. Izaya blocked it and pulled the teen to him, kissing him. "What are you doing flea?" The informant smiled and punched him in the gut. Shizuo coughed an collapsed in the raven's arms. "Sorry couldn't help it. You're so cute, when you're weak." Izaya threw the unconscious teen over his shoulder.

Mikado was clenching his fist. Izaya smiled. "Try it Mikado and I'll use this." He waved his switchblade. Mikado dropped his arms to his sides. The informant kissed him. "Good boy." Mikado blushed as Izaya held his hand and pulled him along.

Izaya smiled. He wasn't bored anymore and wouldn't be for a while.