Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other. ~Ed Howe

'I feel so sorry for you,' Will said to Gil as they rode to the gathering. Halt choked in the background somewhere.

'Why?' Gil asked. 'If anyone should feel sorry it should be Halt and me.'

'I feel sorry for you because you don't have any children. They are beautiful,' Will argued and Halt choked again. Will spun to face him. 'Do you have to choke only on my comments or can you also choke when Gil is talking?' he asked curious.

'Only you I think,' Halt replied with his customary smirk. Will groaned.

Serves you right, Tug said and joined in to the conversation.

'What is it? Everyone gang up against me say?' Will asked the sky.

'Seriously, how can you stand having a child. They are noisy and scream all night!' Gil said.

'I sometimes think that I can hear it all the way from my room,' Halt added.

'They are adorable,' Will justified with a shrug.

'And they have brainwashed you into thinking that you actually like them,' said Gil.

I have to agree with that, added Tug.