I have this thing where I have to be first at something so I am aiming to write the first ever Zelena fanfic!
This is pure comedy, not serious at all.
Yes, I'm bored.
If someone has beet me to it I may cry.
Okay so here is the short random insane Zelena one-shot, enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own the show nor do I own a Zebra, though how amazing would it be?
Elena POV
I couldn't do it.
I couldn't choose between them.
Everything was just so much harder after my transformation.
I couldn't do it.
Not because I loved them both.
It was because I loved someone else.
I loved him.
I loved the Zebra.
His stripes were just so… sexy.
And he is so much better at kissing than Stefan and Damon.
And I love him.
He is my true love.
We will be together forever.
Sometimes I sneak away in the middle of the night to meet him in the woods.
We'll just sit there and talk for hours.
And hours.
And hours.
Until the sun came up.
Then I would have to go.
Go back to the Salvatore's.
Back to the brothers.
To the crazy vampire, for lack of better word, shit.
Sometimes Zebra would send me text messages.
I wasn't sure how, he had no pockets to store his phone and his hooves were just so big.
He did though, and they were like little love letters.
Zebra was so sweet.
One night Zebra came to me window.
He asked me to run away with him.
I sighed happily and nodded, sick to death of the squabbling by the brothers.
He told me to ride him.
I did.
It was amazing.
He was amazing.
Better than Stefan, and I guess better than Damon (I wouldn't know).
We rode off into the sunrise together.
I left Damon and Stefan a text message, telling them of my departure.
I said I would always love them both but I was in love with Zebra.
Zebra and I had a happy life together.
We had 10 children (because Zebras can get Vampires pregnant).
We named them Stripes, Stacy, Daisy, Donald, Angus, Elijah, Nala, Ciara, Simba and Rafiki.
And all 12 of us lived happily ever after.
Damon's POV (After receiving the text message)
I looked up at my phone in shock, looking over at Stefan who had the same look on his face.
'What the hell?' We said at the same time, looking down at our phones again before back at each other.
Elena… Fell in love with a Zebra… A zebra!
~The End~
I may have been a little hyper active when writing this. This is in no way serious; it is just a laugh because I'm bored. Yep. Zelena forever!
I hope someone read this. I know it's terrible but review, please.
CHARACTER REACTIONS TO THIS STORY!
Stefan: …Okay
Elena: I am suddenly turned on by Zebras.
Damon: What the hell was this bitch on when she wrote this?
Caroline: I agree.
Bonnie: I so hope this was a joke.
Kol: WHY AM I NOT IN THIS?
Elijah: I bet Kol is the Zebra.
