If you leave Jasper Cullen Home Alone
Rates Alice's closet. Takes out dress and high heels, and put them on*
Jasper: (says to himself) Now don't I look fabulous.
Walks down stairs, and Turns on TV to Disney, Hannah Montana is on.
Hannah Montana: Come on yall join in.
Alice walks in. Jasper doesn't notice*
Jasper: NOBODYS PERFECT I GOT WORK IT AGAIN AND AGAIN TILL I GET IT RIGHT…..
Alice: You go girl! Work it. Work it.
Jasper: Em Ma Gawd! Alice. Um this isn't what you think…. Okay maybe it is.
Alice: Backs away slowly* Let's say this never happened…
Jasper: Yes lets….
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Why you never let Alice near scratch and sniff stickersJacob: Nessie! Look what I just bought you.
Renesmee: EEP! STICKERS.
Jacob: Not just any kind of stickers, their scratch and sniff.
Alice: DID SOMEONE SAY SCRATCH AND SNIFF STICKERS. LET ME AT THEM!!
Renesmee: Here you go Auntie Alice.
Alice: Thank you Ness! (Thinks to shelf) MINE ALL MINE. MUAHAHA!
10 mins. Later* Jasper walks in room*
Jasper: Okay who gave her scratch and sniff stickers. Points towards Alice spazzing in the corner yelling "MINE" when someone gets close to her*
Renesmee and Jacob exchange glances
(At the same time and points at the other one)
Renesmee: He did it! . Jacob: She did it!
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HalloweenLittle Girl: Excuse me miss what are you supposed to be?
Rosalie: Nothing, little girl. Why do you ask?
Little Girl: Well you kind of look like Brittany Spears, but a more slutty, angery version.
Rosalie: Excuse me! Your calling me anger Slut! Have you looked in the mirror kid, you look like an Ompa Lompa!
Little Girl runs away crying*
Rosalie: Ya get on out of here go back to Willy Wonka's Factory where you belong!
