Mello: Hey DoorMatt. What's up?
Matt: Wtf Mello? DoorMatt that's the best you could come up with?
Mello: Like you can do better.
Matt: Actually I can. Watch me.
Mello: Come at me bro.
Matt: Bite me bitch :P
Mello: I'm serious.
Matt: Woah there calm your titties XD
Mello: I'm not a girl. Dude your an ass :(
Matt: Aww I so sorry Mello-Jello :)
Mello: Fuck you.
Matt: I won't have a problem with that ;)
Mello: Very mature. Don't ever talk to me you penguin rapist
Matt: I don't rape penguins, I rape you.
Mello: No you don't.
Matt: Oh yeah that's right I forgot.
Mello: Forgot what?
Matt: It's not rape if you like it.
Mello: Leave. Me. Alone already !
Matt: Um.. dude like srsly who pissed in ur cheerios :P
Mello: You type like a 12 year old girl.
Matt: U mean i typezz lyke Near?
Mello: You leave Near out of this. You ass :P
Matt: Haha.. No MarshMello :)
Mello: I'm gonna go. Bye :)
Matt: see ya later alligator ;)
Mello: catch ya while, pedophile :)
