Mello: Hey DoorMatt. What's up?

Matt: Wtf Mello? DoorMatt that's the best you could come up with?

Mello: Like you can do better.

Matt: Actually I can. Watch me.

Mello: Come at me bro.

Matt: Bite me bitch :P

Mello: I'm serious.

Matt: Woah there calm your titties XD

Mello: I'm not a girl. Dude your an ass :(

Matt: Aww I so sorry Mello-Jello :)

Mello: Fuck you.

Matt: I won't have a problem with that ;)

Mello: Very mature. Don't ever talk to me you penguin rapist

Matt: I don't rape penguins, I rape you.

Mello: No you don't.

Matt: Oh yeah that's right I forgot.

Mello: Forgot what?

Matt: It's not rape if you like it.

Mello: Leave. Me. Alone already !

Matt: Um.. dude like srsly who pissed in ur cheerios :P

Mello: You type like a 12 year old girl.

Matt: U mean i typezz lyke Near?

Mello: You leave Near out of this. You ass :P

Matt: Haha.. No MarshMello :)

Mello: I'm gonna go. Bye :)

Matt: see ya later alligator ;)

Mello: catch ya while, pedophile :)