A/N: So you'll want to kill me. However I am computerless, and am currently using my sisters computer. So all my information was on it, it's getting repaired and hopefully my docs are saved. If not I apologize. I also apologize, but junior year is a bitch. However to make it up to you guys, I am writing this fic which is a Faberry, Brittana and...wait for it...BRITTANA 2.0 and FABERRY 2.0! So yes, this means SUGARMONY and KITTY/MARLEY! I hope you enjoy it. It's not a one shot, but it's not gonna be longer than five chapters.

So don't kill me and enjoy!


Quinn lay lazily in bed. She'd just had a stupendous night. Her hand was currently playing with thick brown locks. She smiled sweetly at the person in her long lashes fluttered open revealing a pair of cocoa powder eyes. Smiling her true diva smile, Rachel stretched out.

"Morning beautiful," Rachel husked out.

Blushing slightly Quinn smiled, "Hey, sleep well?"

"Best night I've had in awhile. I've missed my girlfriend."

"Exactly the same." Quinn grinned. "What's on the agenda today?"

"Resting! We leave tomorrow for Lima. I still can't believe we have a complete month off for winter break."

"Well I plan to make the best of it. After all classes start up the third week of January and its a week til Christmas."

"That sounds lovely," Rachel snuggled closer to the blonde.

"So what do you want to do?" Quinn whispered.

"Snuggle," Rachel muttered.

"I'm down with that," Quinn smiled closing her eyes.

Their peaceful moment was ruined as the door to Rachel's bedroom bursted open.

"Bitches get up!" Santana shouted.

"Santana, what the hell!" Quinn yelled.

"The fuck, San!" Rachel exclaimed.

"Get up your lazy asses, we leaven to Lima in an hour!"

"The fuck we will. This is my last day with my girlfriend before our parents keep us apart," Quinn argued.

"Like hell I'll move," Rachel agreed.

"Get outta the bed and into the shower. Your bags are outside and I'm gonna get the car. We got a fucking crisis, that only we gots to fix."

Santana stated.

"And what would that be?" Rachel asked.

"Operation Brittana 2.0 and Faberry 2.0," Santana sauntered out of the room.

"The fuck is that?" Rachel whined.

"I love your potty mouth so fuckin sexy," Quinn whispered.


"So tell me why we are in a car, INVOLUNTARILY, on our way to Lima a day early?" Rachel questioned.

"I tolds you, we got a problem we got to fix," explained Santana.

"I'm surprised you got accepted into NYU and Louisville college with that grammar." Quinn mentioned.

"Dick, shut up." Santana spat.

"So explain to me what we're fixing?" Rachel sighed.

"I told you we have operation Brittana and Faberry 2.0 to complete."

"And what is that?" Quinn asked.

"Okay, so you know how there's this new girl Marley in glee and the new co-head cheerio is Kitty. And you know Harmony, the Gerber baby, she's got a totes crush on Sugar. Plus they're best friends."

"So some how Kitty is me, Marley is Rachel, Sugar is you, and Harmony is Britt." Quinn summarised.

"Glad to know you could keep up," Santana smirked. "After all it'd be sad if you didn't. Cause your at Yale."

"So what's the plan?" Rachel inquired.

"I don't know...Brittany has is planned it out," Santana mentioned drawling out the last bit.

Rachel and Quinn paled.

"Are you sure that's smart?" Rachel brought up.

"You remembered what happened last time?" Quinn reminisced.

Santana grimaced, "To bad, she won't quit it."

"Shit," both Quinn and Rachel muttered.

"I know," Santana whined.