Okay, I have to do four today! Yosh, I am so excited! So while I wait for my Suigetsu one to be finished—yeah, I was supposed to finish it yesterday, but I just…couldn't because the internet wouldn't let me watch the battle between Deidara and Sasuke. Stupid.

So, this will be an OC/Shikamaru fanfic. Ha-ha. I love Shikamaru, ha. I couldn't come up with a title, I'm sorry about it. So sorry.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. See how boring I got with the disclaimer? *sigh* oh well, here's the summary…

Summary: hyperactive, manual labor hating, Kitten poofs into the Narutoverse where she panics, runs around in circles screaming, runs into Rock Lee, makes friends with Naruto, and annoys the nubs out of one lazy ninja. Not in that exact order.

Okay, well, I really don't know what's going on, but I was dancing outside in the pouring rain, and then there was some lightning that looked like Harry Potter's scar, so I stopped dancing for moment and marveled at it.

The next thing I know? I'm lying on my back in what looks like the Konoha training grounds from Naruto. I tried to sit up, "Ah, my head," I groaned. "God." I shook my head, standing up slowly. I'm in the Naruto universe, I thought.

Ohmigawd, I have gymnastics today! I'm gonna miss it! AAAAHHHH. I started hyperventilating. "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!" I repeated over and over. "Wait, I can't just stand here panicking! I have to do something!"

So I did do something I began running in wide circles, screaming about how the apocalypse is upon us. "I just want one last pudding cup!" I screamed, making this weird gurgling noise. "Ah! I didn't even have my first kiss! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!"

Suddenly I heard muffled voices, so I calmed down, not slowing my running, just stopped screaming—lest they think me crazy. I look to where I heard the voices, and lo! Look a 'yonder!

There are some people walking over here. What? I must have danced into a cosplay scenery. Yeah, that's it. That's the only logical explanation as to why Asuma, Ino, Shikamaru, and Choji are walking over here.

"Who are you?" Asuma asked when they got over here.

"Me?"

"Well, duh," Ino said. "You're the only other one here."

"I'm Kitten," I said, looking at Ino—who was even prettier in real life. "But you can call me Kat, or you know whatever."

"What are you doing here?" Asuma asked me. I looked over at him, feeling all sad that he's going to die later.

"I don't know," I shrugged. "Hey, have the chunnin exams taken place yet?"

"No, not yet. Next month," Asuma said, confused. "You want to take part in them?"

"Ew, no," I scrunched up my nose, holding up my hands. "See these hands? These hands do not do manual labor. Ninja-ing is manual labor."

"Wow, you just might be worse than Shikamaru," Ino said, looking disgusted.

"Shikamaru?" I looked over to the boy mentioned, who was staring at the clouds. "Ha-ha, he's looking at the clouds," I giggled.

"Hey, wait a minute," Ino interrupted me. "How did you know that that is Shikamaru?"

"The same way I know that you're Ino, he's Choji, and he's Asuma," I shrugged. "I come from an alternate universe where you are just cartoon characters! And everyone hates you for some reason," I said, pointing to Ino, and then going to Choji. "People think of you as a cute little brother, and people think that Shikamaru and Temari are soul mates, but that's a lie because Shikamaru and I are obviously going to end up together."

"What?" Ino asked, not even trying to hide her confusion.

"Well, maybe not because you never know, Shikamaru might just end up with Temari, and then I could run away and join the Akatsuki, and either fall in love with Deidara, Hidan, Itachi—oh yeah!—Pein, Sasori, or Madara."

Asuma looked at me, bewildered. "How do you know of the Akatsuki?" he demanded to know. "That's classified information!"

"I already told you," I whined. "I come from a different world where you guys don't really exist. I know everything about all of you." That sentence was followed by maniacal laughter.

"Really?" Ino asked, skeptically. "Then what does my parents' shop sell?"

"Flowers," I replied. "I like flowers. They're pretty."

"What's my favorite kind of food?" Choji asked. "What kind of food don't I like?"

"You're favorite food are Korean barbeque, snacks, and sweets," I said. "You're least favorite things to eat are anything inedible."

"What does Shikamaru what in life?" Ino asked.

"Clarify?"

"What does Shikamaru want his life to turn out like?"

"He wants to marry a girl that's not too beautiful and not too ugly," I started. "He wants to have two children first a girl and then a boy. He wants to retire after his daughter gets married and his son becomes a successful shinobi. Then He wants to die, peacefully in his sleep after his wife."

The four shinobi stared at me ion wide-eyed shock, making me uncomfortable. "Stop looking at me!"

"How did you know that?" Choji asked. "All of that?"

"I told you," I snapped, getting impatient. "I come from…blah blah blah. Okay?"

"Yeah, but I only told Choji that," Shikamaru said, not really seeming to care. "I never told anyone else."

"During the chunnin exams, you're faced with a life or death situation," I told him. "And you start think 'Aw man, what a drag. I never wanted to become a shinobi.' Then you said something about only doing it to make your father proud or something. Then you said what I just said about all you wanting in life."

"So you can read people's minds?" Choji asked.

I deadpanned. "No, in the cartoon that you guys are in, they play your thoughts out loud because it would be boring if you're watching Shikamaru squatting their supposedly waiting for death to come for like five bazillion hours."

"So how'd you get here then?" Shikamaru asked.

"Who get where?" I asked him.

"You get here," he said. "In our world."

"Well I don't know," I said. "I was dancing in the rain and then there was some lightning and it was shaped cool, and then POOF, here I am!"

"Why were you dancing in the rain?" Choji asked.

"Because I enjoy the rain," I smiled.

"Asuma-sensei, what are we going to do?" Ino asked the man.

"Well, we'll have to take her back to the village and bring her to the Hokage," he replied.

My ears perked up. "Hokage?" I asked, suddenly hyper. "Hokage is Sarutobi, yes?"

Asuma nodded.

"Do you guys have pudding here? Is there anything to eat besides ramen and meat?" I started questioning them as we began walking towards the village.

"Do you always ask so many questions?" Shikamaru asked. "Jeez, what a drag."

"Where am I going to stay?" I asked. "Like to sleep and live and stuff? Can I stay with Choji? Oh, oh! Is Naruto in the village? Can I stay with him? No, ha-ha, what about duck-butt head? Oh, when can I run away and meet Itachi? No! I wanna stay with Rock Lee! Ha-ha, he has the power of youth! You know what else he has?"

"What?" Ino asked.

"Bushy eyebrows," I giggled. "Can I stay with Shikamaru because he complains a lot, and I think it would be funny. Oh, how about-" I broke off, feeling a vibration in my right butt pocket. I blinked, listening.

Ring ring. Hello. Ring ring. H-hello. Ring ring. Hello. Ring Ring. H-hellooo. You have a bad connection! Time to go down below, into the liquid abyss…

Upon hearing the strange noises, the four shinobi took fighting stances, while I giggled, taking out my phone. "Hello," I answered.

"Where are you?" I heard Mama J ask through the phone.

"It's kind of a long story," I told her.

"Get your ass here now, you have vocals!"

"Uh, I can't really do that right now, you see I'm in an alternate dimension, and don't know how to get back. So I'll practice my vocals here until I can get back. Okay?"

"No, I-"

"Okay, well I love you-"

"Don't you dare hang up-"

"Bye," click. "Ooohhh, Mama J is sooo going to kill me!"

"What is that?" Ino asked.

"My cell phone? Well, it's kind of like your communicators, except its cooler," I shrugged. "So, anyways, where am I going to stay?"

"We'll figure that out after you meet the Hokage," Asuma answered.

"Is-is he scary?" I pouted. "Can Shikamaru come in with me because I think it would bother him, and then he'd complain about how troublesome I am."

"I'll go in with you if you stop talking," Shikamaru said. "But if you can't stop talking, I won't go in."

In response, I zipped my lips and locked it, throwing away the key, and gave him a thumbs up to which he replied with a shaking of his head and a "What a drag."

There's chapter one! Did you like it? Hate it? Love it? Want me to die? Uh…don't answer that last one. Please review and tell me what you think! Loves and hugs, minions!