37 Things to do in an Elevator: Halo style
Me: Well?
Makarov: So lemme get zis straight. It's a story, about an elevator.
Me: THE elevator.
Makarov: Zat is ze most ridiculous zing I have ever heard!
Mario: Oh Shut Up Makarov!
Miranda: Quiet you Neanderthal!
Mario: What's a Neanderthal?
1. Get stuck in an elevator.
Makarov, a Spartan with blue and green commando armor walked into the elevator with 1337, a Spartan with a red and gold JFO helmet, Assault/sapper chest, a tactical/tacpad, CQC shoulders and FJ/Para knees. Miranda, a Spartan with multicamo Scout armor, Price, with red Air assault armor, Mario, with black Grenadier armor and Jack, with yellow CQC everything, were already in the elevator.
"Hmph. Big elevator." Remarked 1337. There was enough space in the elevator to fit at least 10 more Spartans. Makarov pushed the button to go to the 4th floor. The elevator went up, and then a few seconds later it stopped. "Where's the ding?" asked Mario. Makarov shrugged. The bell still didn't ring. Then 1337 came to this realization: "OH GOD! WE'RE TRAPPED IN HERE! TRAPPED I TELL YOU! ! THE ELEVATOR IS STUCK! AND THERE'S NO WAY OUT OF HERE! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE IN THIS THING! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE NEVER GOT ON THIS SCREAMING METAL DEATH TRAP IN THE FIRST PLACE!"
Then Makarov slapped 1337. "Pull yourself together! We're not gonna die in here!" "Uh… Guys." Mario said nervously. "What?" asked Price. Mario pointed at the very back of the elevator. "There's nothing there you idiot." Said Makarov. Then the ghost of Michael Jackson appeared. "Ha ha ha! You are trapped in my elevator of doom! You will never get out without divine intervention!" "WE'RE DOOMED!" Then God's fist came down and crushed Michael Jackson's ghost "You're still gonna be stuck here forever…" "DOOMED I TELL YOU!"
Me: Well whaddaya think of the pilot?
Layla: It was gay.
Makarov: GTFO OF MY FANFICTION! *kicks Layla offstage*
All: *0_e*
Me: I… Uh… I think I'll end it here.
