This is just an extremely short, pointless, fluffy one shot that I decided to make for myself for my birthday today. xD

I wanted to make something horror based since it is October, but whatever maybe I'll make a different one shot later. :3

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Zim watched in disgust as Gaz shifted through their acquired candy that they gathered earlier in the night.

He watched her eventually pick out a chocolate bar and opened it. "I don't see how you humans could be so obsessed with these 'candies'." He grumbled, picking up a jawbreaker and eyeing it suspiciously.

Gaz swallowed the chocolate in her mouth and looked up at him through her violet bangs. "Your kind only eats snacks and sweets don't they? This is the same thing."

Zim stared at her in confusion. "Really?" He gazed at the chocolate bar in her hand. "But...it's so brown...like dookie." He mumbled, sticking out his tongue to portray his disgust at the brown candy.

Gaz's eyes narrowed in irritation at the Irken, she grabbed a hard candy and threw it at his head. "Shut up idiot. Don't ruin it for me." She growled.

"Ow!" He cried, rubbing the spot the candy bounced off of. "What was that for?"

Gaz huffed and took a bite of her candy. Zim blinked and noticed a bit of chocolate smeared against her bottom lip. "Is it really that good?"

She rolled her amber eyes. "I wouldn't be eating it if it wasn't good."

He looked from the candy in her hand to the tiny bit melted on her lip.

The chocolate on her lips did look appetizing.

Zim decided then that he wanted to taste the chocolate, but instead of going about it like a normal person would, he reached over and grabbed Gaz's face between his hands and pulled her forward, pushing his lips against hers. Amber eyes could only stare at him in shock as his tongue slipped out to lick up the chocolate on her lip.

He pulled away before she could even think of reacting. "That was quite delicious." He purred, licking his lips.

Zim eagerly dug into the pile of candy until he found a bag of candy corn, ripping it open, he pulled out a piece and put it between his teeth. Letting half of it stick out.

"Let's try this one!" He shouted from between his teeth and the candy, he leaned forward, oblivious to her face growing redder the closer he got.

Not knowing how else to react to his advances, Gaz did the only the thing that she knew how to do in these type of situations.

She punched him.

Then casually went back to eating her candy as Zim groaned in pain on the floor with candy corn pieces scattered all around him.

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Like I said pointless, little one shot. xD

Thanks for reading! :D