Disclaimer: I do not own Magic Kaito or Detective Conan

Prank

"So why did you invite me over again, Tantei-kun?"

"Its Meitantei-kun now, Kid."

"Hey you know I just sent in my resignation letter to Nakamori," the violet eyed teen whined to the cerulean eyed teen. "Of course I wonder if he figured it out yet? It was highly encrypted and I heard Hukuba is back in England."

"If you're going to insist on your silly games where you call me Tantie-kun when I so graciously offered you, Kid, to be the first person I make contact with as my old self, then you can just leave now."

"Do have the hots for me, Tantei-kun. I normally would say I'm flattered, but poor Ran-chan you're going to end up breaking her heart, and not to mention neither of us thought you were like that. I'm appalled."

"Stuff it, Kuroba."

"Oh I see now were on last name basis, Kudo. I personally like first name basis better it seems friendlier and is especially more appropriate when you talk with someone you love."

"I'm straight, Kuroba, but why waste arguing that with you you're just going to believe what you want."

"Exatly. So why am I here and it better be something G or I'm outta here, Kudo. This is reserved for Aoko only."

"I was going to give you a present for helping me gain 10 years, but I don't think so since this conversation has been in the gutter almost the whole time thanks to you."

"The only thing in the gutter is leaves, an acorn a pesky squirrel through in, sticks, flowers,…"

"Ok, ok, I get the point."

"Of course if you had told me there was a present involved we could've avoided this whole conversation. You could have even personally been robbed by Kaito Kid. I would have sent a heist noticed and all just to retrieve my present. It would have done Nakamori good to have once last chase after me. Alas you had to ruin all the fun, Tantei-kun. If you were still small I could have stolen you too and really given Nakamori something wonderful to talk about. Of course I would cover your ears because no child that age should never, ever listen to Nakamori."

"If I give you the present will you shut up?"

"Of course!"

"Here it's behind this big curtain. Just pull this cord to see it."

"I am so honored to receive this award. I would love to thank Nakamori for always giving me something to do. Snake, for always shooting bullets at me to make things more interesting. Hakuba, for finally going back to England. And most of all my mother and father for making me the person I am today. There is one person who deserves no praise in this present at all and that is Tantei-kun, because he was always trying to take my head off with a soccer ball. Did he ever ask me how that made me feel? No! He just did it anyway he was a big mean jerk and bully to me. Ladies and Gentlemen without further ado my present."

"What the (censored)."


"I can't believe Kudo made a collage of fish for me. He took my best picture and blew it up and pasted it in the center then stuck fish after fish after fish all over it. There was even one in my mouth. The dirty rotten (censored)."


ACHOO! "I guess Katio still isn't over his present yet."