Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING! Sony owns every character in PSASBR with every other minor company that owns the separate character. Naughty Dog owns Nathan Drake and Jak and Daxter. Sucker Punch owns Cole McGrath and Sly Cooper, Insomniac owns Ratchet and Clank. Hideo Kojima owns Raiden. Blah blah blah blah BLAH!


Dying Light

"HEY! NO! DAXTER GIVE ME MY HEADSET BACK!" Ratchet hid his laughs behind his hand as Jak tried to get his headset back from Daxter.

"Dax! Give Jak his headset and get your own. Or just ask me to get you one." Sly smiled as fumbled on the controller by pressing the X button and hitting the Circle button on the controller.

(JCL: JUMP AND PRESS THE CIRCLE BUTTON EVERYBODY!)

"Habit never dies does it?" Ratchet smiled as he saw Sly's character jump in the air and swing his tomahawk.

"Umm...I ment to do that!" The racoon stated as he ran over to a zombie and chopped it's head off as he flipped through the air in a double jump.

"Where the heck are we agai- Never mind. I know where we are." Jak corrected himself as he glanced at the surroundings.

"... Is your head just a map of every gaming world you've played in?"

"... I don't have a map of MineCraft."

"CHEAP SHOT!" Nathan Drake shouted as he ran past the group to take on a entire horde of zombies on the other side of the barren road.

"NOBODY CARES!" Ratchet screamed as he threw a knife at the running adventurer.


GTA V

"SCREW DA POLICE!" Daxter screamed as he shot a bazooka at the police car behind his own Lamborghini.

"Um...That was me, Dax." Ratchet burst into laughter as Jak respawned outside of the hospital.

"Hey. Dax. Ya see anything in the sky?" Sly chuckled as he gently tilted the left analog stick forward.

"What's up in th- WHAT!? WHY WOULD YOU- HOW DID YOU!?" Daxter screamed as a military chopper fired a missile at the orange Lamborghini.


Assassin's Creed 3

"TOMAHAWK CHOP!"

"AGH! WHY!?" Ratchet growled as Daxter's character chopped the Lombax's assasin in shoulder to then shove the hidden blade into his throat.

"Hey Sly. Guess what."

"What?"

"JUMP AND PRESS THE CIRCLE BUTTON!"

"Oh you son of a... witch." Jak burst into laughter as he preformed the joke on Sly's attack to counter and kill the racoon's assassin.


Welp. Coming out of Writer's Block stinks, but eh. That's all I'm gonna do. See all you guys later!

~Jak Cooper the Lombax