Aki: As I said in the last chap. of 'A Match Made in School', This is my version of Wizard of Oz with the Hetalia characters. I hope this is long enough for a first chapter and that you all like it! It features Amelia once again, just because I love writing her XD! Enjoy!!!!
Chapter 1:
Our story begins in the middle of New York City, with our heroine simply sitting in her apartment, bored out of her ever loving mind.
"I'm so booooored!" Amelia F. Jones cried as she rolled off her couch. With a 'THUMP' and a strangled groan, a small grey being walked out of the kitchen. It moved over to stand above the fallen girl, and see if she was harmed. If she was, who would amuse him on regular bases? The small grey man- Because he didn't have any characteristics that could be potentially female, and he had told the blonde on the floor that he was male on several occasions- poked at her with one of his long fingers, to see if she was alive. He had read somewhere that a human could die if they hit they're head to hard.
"Quit it Tony." She muttered batting his hand away.
Seeing that she was fine, he turned around to go back to the kitchen.
"Wait, don't leave me alone!" she cried, reaching towards him. He looked at her and her faced brightened. "Really? I want hamburgers for dinner!" She practically shouted. "But first, let's go for a walk!"
Tony looked outside, at the rain blowing sideways and the flashes and booms that indicated thunder and lighting, and then looked back at her.
"C'mon, don't be a pansy." She said standing up. "It'll be fun." She walked over to the hallway closet and pulled out her bright yellow rain jacket to wear over her blue jeans and MIT sweatshirt. That was followed by bright yellow rain boots an umbrella that had a sun and rainbow design on it. "C'mon, Tony. I'll be your best friend~."
She got a stare.
She frowned. "I know you're already my best friend, but come with me." She was whining now, but she didn't care. But alas, it wasn't working! Tony just turned his back and reached a hand towards a frilly blue and black apron hanging inside the kitchen doorway. 'Fine.' She thought, glaring. 'He wants to play hard-ball; I'll play hard-ball.'
"I suppose I could call Arthur to go on a walk with me." She wondered out loud looking at her cell phone sitting on an end table that Tony had picked out. She felt a tug on her sleeve and looked over to see Tony in a get-up similar to hers. He even had the same umbrella as her! "Yay!" She said raising her arms above her head. "What did Kiku say you yell in Japanese…? Oh! Bansai!"
Tony stared.
"It's wrong?" she asked as she opened the door.
"…"
"Well excuse me for not being able to speak proper Japanese." She complained as they walked towards the elevator.
"…"
"Fine, I'll ask Kiku to teach me when I see him again."
They had finally made it outside and were standing in the awning of the building looking at the rain that was now falling at a 45 degree angle. Tony pointed this out, but Amelia wasn't paying him any mind. Instead she was looking at the strangest thing. It was a woman flying on what looked like a giant knife, magic carpet style, and chasing a man on a lead pipe. She watched them fly around in the rain for a minute before rubbing her eyes. Then she cleaned her glasses of rainwater. She looked back up and sure enough, there they were, still going at it.
"I'm not crazy." She said. She looked at Tony and pointed up. "I'm not crazy right? You see them too."
"…"
"I KNEW IT!" She said pumping her fist in the air. "Well let's leave them alone and be on our merry way, Tony."
"BROTHER!"
"Go away~!"
"I don't see them, I'm just walking. I don't see them, I'm just walking!" Amelia muttered as she walked to the corner of the block.
"BROTHER, I JUST WANT TO MARRY YOU!"
"That's so wacked…" Amelia said as she looked up at them once more. It was now raining harder and her legs were soaked, but she didn't mind. She was made of tougher stuff.
"BROTHER!!!"
Okay, that one sounded more menacing then the other ones.
"Help me~~!!!"
She twitched and Tony looked at her hard. "I-I'm not gonna do anything, I swear." She said as she made her way over to a potted tree that just happened to be part of a pair in front of a hotel. "Really, I'm not. Pinky promise." She said as she hefted it onto her shoulder. Amelia looked up and saw that the man and girl flying around were going in a circle over her head. 'It's like their asking me to do something, so I have to do something, right?' she thought as she waited for the girl on the large knife fly in her line of vision once more. Once she did, she let the potted tree fly as well. She caught the girl in the side, causing her to fall off her knife.
And she went down hard!
She hit the ground with a sickening 'WUMP' and didn't move.
"Oh shit." Amelia said as she ran over to the girl. "Uh, Tony!"
"…!" Tony told her.
"I know, but he asked for help." She replied looking down at her. "…Is she dead?"
"…"
Amelia looked at her alien friend. "That was cold, Tony."
"She is dead, da?" Amelia jumped to the left and turned to her right. The guy that the girl was casing stood next to her and looking down at the body on the ground. He had a small sadistic smile on his face as he looked at the unmoving body.
"Uh…isn't she your sister?" Amelia asked taking a step back from him. This dude was seriously starting to creep her out, and who knows, he might come after her for y'know, KILLING HER!
"Was~."
"What?"
"You are very slow, da?" He asked as he turned to look at her. "She WAS my sister, but now that she is dead, she is no more~."His smile widened. "And now, without her damping my powers, I can finally take over Oz."
'……….What?!...........' she thought not paying attention to the large man in front of her.
"…and since you did me the honor of killing her, you shall be my queen~!"
"I'm dreaming right?" she looked down at Tony, her voice getting shrill. "Right? We're back at the apartment right now- or better yet! - We're at school, and Kiku is playing a prank on my with help from Arthur's mumbo jumbo hebee jebee cult stuff!" She turned to the man in front of her. "And you! Now that I take a closer look, you look like that asshole Braginski! All three of you got together on this, didn't you!?"
"I've no idea what you are talking about~. " he said as he removed the platinum Mary-Jane shoes from her feet. Then her body shriveled up and curled inward until there was nothing but a crumpled piece of cloth on the ground. "Perfect~." He said. He tucked the Mary-Janes into his black trench coat and adjusted his dolphin grey scarf before turning to Amelia.
"Your name, please?"
"…!" Came from Tony, but Amelia didn't pay him any attention.
"Amelia F. Jones, at your service!" She answered brightly, forgetting who she was talking to for a moment. But she suddenly remembered when she felt an arm circle her waist. It lifted her up easily, and she was placed on something that was obviously metal -'Probably that stupid pipe'- with a solid wall of muscle at her back. "Hey! HEY! T-this is kidnapping!" she cried as she struggled in his hold. His arm wasn't bugging an inch.
"Eh? No it isn't~. I'm taking you home with me, because you are going to be my queen, Амелия*~!"
All the blood rushed from her face.
"TONY!!!" she yelled as she grabbed onto the little alien man that was closer than she thought. He grabbed onto her as well as the pipe started to rise up into the air.
"GYAAAAAAHHHHH!" she screamed as they sped off into the rain, with her struggling all the way .
But soon, the rain gave way a colorful tunnel that reminded her of the one time she smoked pot in high school and she looked through a kaleidoscope. It was making her sick.
"W-what the fuck-"
"We are going to Oz, where we shall be married at once~!"
"I don't even know you! How the hell are we suppose to get married?!"
"Ah, I am the Wicked witch of the West, but you may call me Vanya~!" he said. "And now that you know that, we can be married~!"
"NO!" she shouted. She let go of one of Tony's arms and flung her arm back, catching him in the jaw. Not expecting that, his grip on her waist loosened. Now, Amelia was notorious for being clumsy, no matter what the circumstances. And now was no different. As she brought her arm back to her body, she lost her balance on the pipe, causing her to topple off the pipe. Vanya leant over to try to catch her, but instead the platinum Mary-Janes tumbled out of his coat, and both the shoes and Amelia were falling to fast for him to catch them . Instead, he called out "Keep the shoes safe! I shall find you and your little friend soon~!"
But Amelia wasn't listening, because she saw the ground coming towards her face fast!
"Tony, don't hate me, 'kay?"
"…"
"Aw, I love you too! See you in hell or heaven or wherever we go when we die." She said closing her eyes for what she thought was the last time.
Aki: So there it was. Did you like it, love it, hate it? Leave it in a review. If you want a certain character to make an appreance, leave it in a review. Till next time lovelies ;)
