Samus Aran Meets New People!

Part 1: Samus meets Lucario!

"Hey, Lucario! I haven't seen you before! Are you a newcomer?" Samus said to… You know.

"Lu, lu, Lucario!" Lucario barked at the bounty hunter.

"Oh yeah, I forgot you were a Pokemon."

"Lu, lu, Lucario!"

"WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?" Samus fumed.

"Let me help you!" Ness said to Samus, popping up from literally nowhere, "Now, where's the Pokemon you want me to translate!"

"Right there, In front of you. You know, the only thing other than us in the freaking room." Samus yelled at the psychic child.

"Fine, fine, now, Lucario, I want you to say what you said to Samus!"

"Lu, lu, Lucario!" The aura Pokemon yelled at Ness.

"Hmm…" Ness tapped his chin, "One quick question, Samus."

"What is it, kid?"

"What does 'I want to bang you, Samus' mean?"

Samus, as you may expect, left the room to meet another newcomer.


Ha, those silly two dimensional characters! This is a series that was originally going to be a one shot for KoopalingFan's contest, but I decided to make it a series instead! Anyway, recommend new people Samus should meet! And yes, you can suggest Melee characters, because I hate following logical rules on fan fiction! So, review and get a cookie! And a hug! A inter-hug!