Tom, Matt and Edd where sitting on the red couch watching T.V., which they did every day at all times. Matt was looking at himself in a small green hand-mirror appreciating how "beautiful" he was, Edd was watching a bacon-cola commercial with a normal can of coke resting on the table and Tom was Making a small drawing of a turtle with a small button on the top of its shell with a text bubble right next to his smiling mouth with the word "Hello".
"What a lovely day" said Edd with a small grin on his face, "Not a single bit of nonsense in sight." He took a sip from his can of coke and turned back to his friends "Don´t you think guys?" Tom looked at Edd with his black eyes and responded "Sure thing Edd, there is nothing like a Sunny and relaxing Saturday to enjoy being with my best friend" Edd had a smile on his face thinking to himself that he was Tom´s best friend.
Then Tom grabbed Matt by the neck and opened his skull like a treasure chest which a small bright light glowing from inside of it, then Tom put his hand on Matt´s head looking for something, the blonde man still with the green mirror in his hand, crossed his eyes in signal of total disconnection with reality, "AHA!" Tom cried to himself, dragging his base Susan out of Matt´s head. It was still damaged by that time Edd used it to kill a spider, and then tried to bury it, but that is another story.
Edd, with a disappointment face now, looked at the ground when Matt´s skull was closed as he throwed his arms up in the air and yelled "Yay! I´m finally useful!" The other two men saw him with a stare of confusion and anger. "Shut up Matt." Tom Said, and as soon as these words came out of his mouth, the silly smile of the man with the purple hoody, which was a gift from Santa Claus for Christmas, disappeared immediately and turned into sad puppy eyes and a frown so big that it appeared it could reach the floor.
When everybody resumed their own businesses, a strong sound came from outside, that caused Edd´s cola to spill all over the table, Matt´s mirror broke, and Tom´s pencil as well "aww" he said, but he was then crushed by a big ceiling chunk that fell right on his head.
"Who would do this!?" Edd, with tears in his eyes, trying to recover as much cola as he could, yelled at his other two friends. Tom with a hand sticking out of the building parts answered "I don't know, but someone is going to pay for it" He had a couple of nails sticking out of his face and brick fragments in his hair. "Right Matt?" Tom turned to his friend to see him with the broken mirror in his right hand, and a black aura surrounding his body "you monsters..." Matt whispered, "LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY FAAAAACE!" He shows the mirror to his friends and they are able to see the reflection, still able to be sighted even though Matt´s face isn´t on the front of the mirror anymore, the reflections in the shards of the broken glass managed to make a small cry right before they faded "not the face!"
The three grown men walked outside the house to see a whole construction site right on their street. "What is going on? Where dare these people coming from?" Edd asked to himself. Then a deep and seductive voice was heard from the neighbour house, it was Eduardo, always accompanied with some Spanish guitar notes. "I see you losers see my personnel."
"YOUR Personnel?" Matt asked with an angry face, he was clearly mad at the responsible of his... "Tragedy". "That´s right" another voice was heard between the working people and the drills and such, Todd appeared right behind the fence that separated the gang´s house with Eduardo´s house, "as you can see, we are rich, so we bought a boat" said Todd "Butt the ocean is too far away...plus we wanted to brag about it to you guys." Mark appeared to the right of Tom and strapped his arm around him, with an evil smile in the upper part of his perfect chin, "So we hired these people to make half the street a huge hole and fill it with water so you can see how awesome we are in our boat and you guys aren't" Eduardo and his sidekicks laughed and returned inside their house while Edd, Tom and Matt watched silently but with a million thoughts in their heads.
Angrily, Tom, Matt and Edd returned to their house. "I can´t believe that guy ruined our perfect Saturday over some stupid boat" Edd grabbed a new can of cola from his fridge, Matt sat down on the couch and Tom was removing a nail from his butt. The three guys tried to relax, but each time they were interrupted by the sound of the construction men. Edd turned up the volume of the T.V for them to hear. The T.V. started a promotional video for a new camping site near their city.
Are you tired of lousy neighbours that ruin your perfect weekend?
The men in the couch turned to see the television since it has captured their attention.
Well come on down to the new camping site near your city ASDForest! Here you can enjoy the company of the wild animals that totally don´t want to eat your flesh. Visit our 3 star pool in the middle of nowhere (warning: the pool may contain bugs, piranhas or/and dead bodies)
So call now and you may have a 100% discount in the camping space if you and two friends have a green coat, a blue one and a purple one. The narrator laughed in sign of hope that that would never happen.
"well guys, looks like the T.V has answered our problems once more" The three men jumped to be captured in a freeze frame in the air and simultaneously yell "LETS GO CAMPING!"
