Before I begin this, I would like to state that I do NOT own Soul Eater in any way, shape, or form! Also, this may get pretty kinky and/or smutty, with lemons (A lot of lemons. I love lemons, their good in tea) so if you're some five year old trying to jack off, please leave, I beg of you.
Ok, let's begin!
Chapter One: Basketball (No pairing yet)
"SOUUULL!" Maka screamed, "Har-" Oh wait, I guess I shouldn't start here, let's go back to a few weeks earlier, in a random time period. Ok, now we can really start.
It was finally summertime, meaning a break from the academy for three, long months. The spartoi started the summer off with another game of basketball. Maka still had no clue how the hell to play this game, and so she tried to read a book on the sidelines. "Come on, Maka!" Black Star shouted. "You can be on my team, and I'm so big that we can probably win, no matter how sucky you are!" Maka silently walked up behind Black Star as ranted on about how he was big and everyone else was small, Maka gripped her book and gave him a nice Maka-Chop. After that, she decided she would play. After an hour of playing, they stopped the game. Maka's team, composed of her, Black Star, and Soul, won 40 to 39 against Kid, Patty (who was surprisingly good), and Tsubaki. Liz was getting a pedicure, so she couldn't make it. Black Star laughed and said, "I told you we'd win, Maka. Someone as big as I am can't lose, even with the crappiest player in basketball history on my team!" That one earned him another Maka-Chop. It had been five years since the kishin, Asura, had been defeated. Still none of the weapons had become death scythes yet, and all of the spartoi were eighteen, except Tsubaki, who was nineteen. Maka had grown a nice rack, which Soul couldn't help but notice. Soul had liked Maka for a long time, but didn't know if she felt the same way. He decided that since he was an official adult, he'd stand up to rejection. He planned to ask her on her birthday, which was coming up. She'd be turning eighteen, as her birthday was surprisingly the latest in the year, in mid-June. (Yes, I know I said everyone would be turning eighteen, but I don't give a fuck, so shut your little five year old mouths. I know you're still here, little children. Get out.) Soul still had no idea what to get her, but he knew he'd find the perfect gift. He had gotten Black Star an ego-feeder for his birthday last week. Black Star loved it, and named him Ed Egosin. In fact, the idiot assassin was using Ed right now. Black Star pressed the large red button and told everyone to shut the fuck up. "You are the greatest star, and the biggest man." Ed said (alliteration), "Everyone around you is small." Black Star picked Ed up and spun him around the basketball court. "You're my new best friend!" Black Star said joyfully. "Finally, someone who understands me!" Everyone backed away slowly, and once they were far enough, ran away. After Black Star finished spinning around, he looked around the court and saw that no one was there. "At least I have you Ed, my best friend" Black Star sighed as he pressed the button again.
