'ok before you say anything…don't say anything k?'
Martin finds it hard to speak at the moment as his mouth makes a dramatic 'o' shape.
Never before had they imagined this event would take almost didn't recognise Mac when he came in this morning,3 times in fact he walked past them without the slightest his familiar lanky strut gave him away on the fourth attempt.
Typically Guy had to get the first smug comment in:
'finally got that pube hair transplant then?'
'yup yup,you know they could put your arsehole back in the right place actually instead of where your mouth is'
'na na na na,what the fuck happened to your head?'
'although they cant ensure you will stop talking bullshit'
As Mac says this Guy tries to strike a macho pose when an attractive nurse passes but he doesn't realise the desk he goes to lean on has just been polished so he slips and walks on quickly while laughing it off..
'you do know you look like a mangy ginger cat right?'
giving him a full body glare he adds
'a tall skinny mangy cat!'
'and yet I'm the cat that gets the cream everytime'
Martin finally gains mobility and pipes up with
'I like it,its kind of different'
'oh shut up midget,do you want to lick his arse while you're down there?'
'ay be nice,I'm the king around here,heed my rule'
they pass Sue White who is half choking and half coughing as she takes in Mac's new haircut,the lion's mane has been dramatically reduced to a short crop.
other nurses have to step over her when she falls to the floor in some sort of mute exclamation
this is nothing to the reaction on Caroline's face as she walks down the hall towards them clumsily bumping into a doctor on the way as she is sees nothing but nervous and skittish behaviour always makes Mac smile and encourages Guy..what is with him and her Mac thinks to himself?Usually he booked women who wore nurses uniforms,Mac allowed himself laugh at his own joke.
smacking Mac's shoulder-a little too hard- Guy announced
'yup can you believe it? he's a big boy now!' he rolls his eyes towards Martin for support,but instead finds Martin playing with a thread on his shirt.
'oh never mind Guy at least you have enough hair to share?'
she looks at the floor smiling slyly at her joke
Mac looks at her and smiles quietly because he knows she said that for him.
Guy snorts and moves off saying
'maybe now you two can spike your mullets together'
when Guy was out of ear shot Martin stuttered 'oh my god you just owned him…did you just own him' and when he goes to give Caroline a high five he falls forward with the force as Caroline was staring at Mac.
They walk on together not noticing Martin on the floor picking up his textbooks 'yeah don't worry about me I'll just…well…I'm fine' but as Joanna passes and he has the stack under control she hits them out of his hands again whispering 'idiot' and struts down the hall leaving Martin curled up on the floor next to his books.
'I like it'
'do you?' Mac says a little too fast and not to come off as eager he adds
'that's well….that's good thank you.I'm glad my hair is providing such entertainment today,should I call my mom and tell her I've become a fashion icon'
'ooh I don't know I'm the top fashion icon around here with my mismatched clothes and colourful tops…but whats a little competition between friends'
She pokes him in the arm and he nudges her back
'you my friend,are on'
they continue on into the operating theatre when a clinical voice over the intercom says
'could Miss White please clear the waiting area floor'
