Just a little joke during the meetings, pu ! ^^
Story 1 : America, I have something to say
As usual, many nations come together and have a little chat. Today, China decides that they should make Vietnam say something since the girl is just so quiet that they rarely hear she speaks.
_I agree, da! – Russia speaks up first with a bright smile – I really miss your cute voice, Vietnam.
_No, I totally can't accept your idea. – France acts angrily – ma chérie Vietnam only needs to sweet talk to me, you giant idiot just stop dreaming.
But surely, France lost, everyone thinks that China's idea is actually nice. And then, Vietnam is covered in tons of question that she couldn't ever understand. Finally, it is England again (as usual), to rescue the silence:
_Stop, one by one. Or the meeting stop here. – He sure acts tough as the host.
So, after some argument, "lady first", Taiwan stands up eagerly:
_Viet jie jie, do you have something to say to America?
Again, an explosion.
_Nothing to say – France shouts.
_I have to agree with you for the first time in my life, aru – China follows.
_Quiet, this is interesting - Hungary grins evilly.
_Ah, do you? – America with sparkling eyes asks Vietnam.
_Stupid question – England sighs.
………………….
And this time, only the katana of Japan could silent them down.
Getting his stare, Vietnam finally speaks up:
_Well, actually I have. – She blushes a little.
_Non, pas possible – France shakes his head like crazy.
_Really? What is that? – America's eyes spark even more.
_Just some order, if you please.
_That… - America waits excitedly.
_May you lend me some weapon to drive France away? He is just too annoying. – She smiles beautifully, speaking in a can't-believe-cute-way.
Most of the nations change into stone due to shock.
_Right away! – America's eyes burn evilly and he suddenly gets his control of atomic bomb out, a finger is ready to press the button.
_Nooooooooooooooooooo, anyone, wake me up of this nightmare. – France shouts like no tomorrow (surely, no tomorrow if America does it for real).
Phewwwwwwwww, thank God – the author a.k.a Riu thinks – England chops America's head right away to stop the WW3.
