Spiff was laying on his bed, with hands covering both of his ears.
"What in the world is that noise?" He got of out bed wearing only his pajamas, and began walking toward the door of his apartment. The noise became louder and louder until he could finally identify it.
"Schileru is at it again, I really nee to get quieter neighbors." he thought to himself, until he realized that Schileru was his only neighbor. He walked down the hallway of the fairly empty apartment complex where he lived. He stopped at room 420 and and waited a moment before knocking on the door.
"Smoke weed every day." a Snoop Dogg like voice said on the other side of the door. A moment later a messy looking man opened the door, followed by a sick ass bass drop.
"Listen Schileru," Spiff started with his eyes rolling "I really need to get some sleep tonight, I gotta wake up tomorrow and get down to the new station, my first job in months. Could you please turn it down in here?"
"U fookin say wot m8?" Schileru replied, offended that his neighbor would even suggest such a thing.
"Look, I'm not asking for a lot, just turn it down so I can get some sleep." Spiff said with growing annoyance in his voice.
"Make me m8, I'll bash ur fookin skull in m8, I swear on me mum." Schileru yelled back, his angry Englishman accent growing stronger by the second.
"That's it, I can't stand you anymore!" Spiff pushed Schileru to the floor and began some sort of epic looking fight scene, like it looked god damn awesome. Just as Schileru was about to fight back, loud foot steps could be heard coming up the stairs of the building. Schileru looked at Spiff, both had a look of horror on their face. Finally they him.
"YMIR IS HERE" SHOUTED THEIR GOD LIKE LANDLORD. Both of them scrambled to their feet to explain themselves. They both knew this was going to be a long night.
