When Dean walked into the dormitory, Seamus was standing in front of his new poster, tilting his head first right, then left, looking thoroughly confused.
"What's up, Seamus?"
"What's the deal with this new poster of yours?" his best friend replied. "It's even weirder than the goofball one."
"Football." Dean corrected automatically. "It's Star Wars, a new Muggle movie. That's Darth Vader. The bad guy."
Seamus blinked.
"What a stupid name for a bad guy. Our bad guy has a much better name."
"That nobody will even say…"
"That's why it's better."
Dean sighed.
"And what's that he's holding?" Seamus continued. "A wand?"
"No, it's his…" Dean started. But then he thought better of it. A light sabre would be inexplicable to Seamus. "Yeah, it's his wand."
