The Paper mario

Chronicles

Ahem... A long time ago, about at least twenty minutes from now, there was a kingdom, and in that kingdom was a really big island that doesn't have a name so we'll just call it Rogueport. And in Rogueport was a town full of thieves called Rogueport. And beneath that town was an abandoned underground town, man this is getting really long. And in that underground town was a Door that was a thousand years old. And behind that door was the Palace of Shadow. And in that palace was a chest. And Finally... in that chest was a dried shroom. But also in that palace was a Demon known as the Shadow Queen. One day an Italian plumber came and kicked her butt. This is the sequel to that video game, I mean legend.

The Paper Mario

Chronicles

Prologue

Mario's house

Parakarry flew down to Mario's mail box to deliver a letter. Duh,that's what mailparakoopas do. Not like you didn't know that.

Parakarry: Mail Call!

Luigi: Parakarry! It's a freakin' 3 a.m. in the morning! I gotta get my beauty sleep!...... Now that I'm awake I guess I could check my mail.

Parakarry: All there is for you luigi is hate mail.

Luigi: Why does Nintendo make me such a loser?"

Parakarry: Well what about the time when you rescued mario from the ghosts of a mansion you one?

Luigi: I hated it! Ghosts everywhere! And I couldn't even tell what Prof. E. Gadd was saying! All I heard was "Yabba Yabba!" and "HoHoHoHoHoHo!"!

Parakarry: Another letter delivered safely. A mailparakoopa's job is-

Luigi: Dude, you say that every time you deliver letter. I gets annoying. Stop it.

Parakarry then flew off mumbling something about Luigi. Luigi went back to bed. Later that morning...

Luigi: Mario! Come quick! There's something in the mail!

Mario: What is it! I'm trying to smoke my mushrooms!"

Luigi: We got a letter from a princess peach!

Mario: Oh crud! That means I'll be invited to her castle just so I can see Bowser kidnap her again, and then I'll have to travel all over the world to save her!....... ....You know. You could go.

Luigi: But then It wouldn't be The Paper Mario Chronicles now would it?

Mario: Good point. Well you might as well start reading the letter.

Luigi: Ok. Here goes.... Dear Mario, please come to the castle. I've baked a cake for you. There wi-

Mario: Hold up! Does it say if it's carrot cake because my stomache can't handle carrot cake.

Luigi: Sorry bro, it is.

Mario: Oh,oh well. Keep reading

Luigi: Ok, Ahem... There will be a party, and balloons, and confetti, and lots of stuff. I'll be waiting for you in my Private chambers. Please also bring me a gift. That's it bro. the rest just goes rambling on about me not being invited and how lame I am.

Mario: Ok, I guess I better get going.

Luigi: Have a good time bro!

So Mario jumped down the pipe hoping that this was just half the prologue. Meanwhile a koopa and a Goomba are talking to eachover.

Bowser's Castle

Koopa: Yo', dude, I heard Mario is going to princess peach's castle to party. Why if I were at that party, I'd be breakdancing my shell all over the place! Why can't we work for princess peach so we could go to parties!

Goomba: Bowser is probably going to kidnap her, again.

Koopa: And then he'll probably lose to Mario, again.

Goomba: Uh.... Dude, you may want to shutup right now.

Koopa: And then he'd cry and complain to us about how such bad guards we are, even though it's really his fault.

Bowser: Is that so?

Koopa: L-L-LORD BOWSER! What a surprise seeing you here! Heh!Heh! uh.... I'm fired aren't I?

Bowser: Save your crap for later, I don't have time for this!

Koopa: Oh yeah?! Well I'd rather work for Princess Peach anyway! You suck!

Bowser then opened his mouth wide and blasted the koopa to ashes.

The same goomba: NOOOOOOOO!!!!CHUCK!!!! HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND!

Kammy Magikoopa: Your Nastyness, I have all the main leaders ready to review the plan before we attack.

Bowser Jr.: Ready to attack Dad!

Bowser: You know your not allowed outside the castle! Guards! Take him to his room!

Bowser Jr.: Awwwww.... I never get have any fun...

Bowser: You will someday when you try to capture your own princess and get thwarted by your own Mario. Now, for the rest of you, were gonna check if everyone's here. Kammy.

Kammy: Right! Ok, Lemmy?

Lemmy: Here!

Kammy: Morton?

Morton: Here!

Kammy: Larry?

Larry: Here!

Kammy: Wendy?

Wendy: Here!

Kammy: Iggy?

Iggy: Here!

Kammy:Roy?

Roy: Here!

Kammy: Birdo?

Birdo(with a manly voice): Here.

Kammy: What's wrong with your voice?

Birdo: It's a birth defect.

Kammy: That's just gross!

Bowser:Haha! That's funny!

Birdo: Look can we got off the subject please!

Kammy: All right, all right, Hee! Hee! Ahem! Kamek?

Kamek: Here!

Kammy: King Boo? King Boo? Where's King Boo?

King Boo: I'm right here! You just can't see me!

Kammy: Oh well, guess he's sick or something. And I was going to give him a sticker for minion of the day too...

King Boo: Gasp! No! I worked so hard for it!

Ghost: The can't here you.

King Boo: Who are you?

Ghost: I am the ghost of christmas past!

Kammy: Looks like everyone here. You can make your speech Bowser.

Bowser: Ok, you know I've once tried to kidnap the star spirits and.... failed.... But I won't do it again! Because this time a star spirit came to me?

Misstar: Yeah, Yeah, I'll give you the star rod if you kill my husband Eldstar so I can have all his money to myself.

Eldstar: Hi! I'm here to celebrate your birthday like you said Misstar! Hey. This is Bowser's castle. Why are we celebrating here? Ooh, a sword! Is that for whacking the pinata? Hey wait a minute! You seem to be pointing it the wrong direction. The pinata is somewhere else.

Lemmy: Yeah, whatever just die.

Eldstar: I'm afraid I don't underst- Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!

Misstar: Thanks.

Bowser: Your forgetting something?

Misstar: Oh yeah, here's the star rod.

Muskular: Hey baby, wanna come over to my place?

Misstar: Sure, whatever you want, honey.

The two star spirits leave towards Muskular's house.

Bowser: Yeah, um, anyways, since you need the power of all the Star Spirits to stop the Star rod, without Eldstar being alive, noone can stop me! This is my ultimate plan where finally I shall rule the mushroom kingdom, beat the crap out of Mario, and marry my sweet,sweet, princess pe-................................ uh?.................... Was that out loud? Oh, crap.

Some Koopa: Mmph! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!

Just then Bowser blasted that koopa with his fierce, awesome, fiery breath.

Bowser: Anyone else want to say a few words? I didn't think so.

Kammy: Any questions?Yes Lemmy?

Lemmy: Where's the bathroom?

Kammy: To the left.

Larry: I'm hungry!

Kammy: Lunch time is at 12 a.m.

Kamek: Can I have an allowance mom?

Kammy: I'll get to that later, sweetie. Anything else? Ok Bowser, the troops are all ready!

Bowser: Then we launch attack!

Princess Peach's Castle

Princess Peach: What's taking Mario so long?

Mario: I got here as soon as I could! So... Where's Bowser?

Princess Peach: He's not here.

Mario: Oh he'll be here I'm sure of it!

Princess Peach: Did you bring the present?

Mario: What? Oh yeah! I brought you a mushroom.

Princess Peach: Do you remember what day it is?

Mario: Labor day?

Princess Peach: No.

Mario: Christmas?

Princess Peach: No.

Mario: The day Bowser or someone else kidnaps you and I have to travel across the world to save you?

Princess Peach: Yes but it's also something else.

Mario: Uhhh.... Our Anniversary?

Princess Peach: Ugh! I'm going to my room! And don't follow me!

Mario: Screw you! That's what day it is!

Princess Peach's room

Bowser: Did he forget your birthday did he?

Princess Peach: Bowser! How did you get in here?

Bowser: I came through the ventilation shaft so I would be undetected.

Princess Peach: Leave me alone!

Bowser: He doesn't care about you does he?

Princess Peach: Th-Th-That's not true!

Bowser: Oh is it? He didn't even want to come to the party did he? I brought you a present. It's a dress for when you decide to come with me and leave that plumber.

Princess Peach: I'll never go with you!

Bowser: Oh you will in due time.

Outside Princess Peach's Castle

Lemmy: Kammy, I'm itchin ' to fight! Lemme at em'!

Kammy: Not until Bowser gives us the signal.

Princess Peach's room

Princess Peach: He-He loves me and would do anything for me.

Bowser: He only saves you so you won't kick him out of the mushroom kingdom. I bet he's cheating on you with Zelda right now.

Princess Peach: Who's Zelda?

Bowser: Forget that. The point is he doesn't love you and never will.

Kammy: This is Kammy. Your Troops are getting tired of waiting. Over.

Bowser: Go ahead and attack. Over.

Kammy: Roger that. Over.

Bowser: Look if you join me I'll call off the attack and our kingdoms can have a truce. It's your choice.

Main room of Princess Peach's Castle

Mario: Screw her, Screw the castle, Screw it all!

Toadsworth: Mario! Were under attack! Please come save us!

Mario: Do it yourself!

Toadsworth: What? But- Aaaaaaaah!

Hammer Bro.: Die!

Toadsworth: It wasn't meant to end like this!

Mario's House

Luigi: Mario the Princess Peach's castle is under attack!

Mario: They can fight it off!

Luigi: Your just gonna stand and watch?

Mario: Sure, why not? I'll get some Popshrooms.

Luigi: Well I'm not! Time for a Luigi to save the day!

Mario: So that's what gets you to do it?

Princess Peach's room

Princess Peach: Call off the attack. I'll join you.

Bowser: Now that's more like it.

Bowser pulls out his walkie talkie

Bowser: This is Bowser. All minions fall back. Repeat. All minions fall back. Over. Now Princess Peach. I need you to sign here, here, and here. It says that you agree to have a truce between us as long as your my girlfriend. Oh, and could you sign my spiky shell?

Luigi: Not so a fast a! Time for a Luigi to save the day!

Boss: Bowser

Bowser starts with 5 hp

And Luigi with only 0.1 hp

Luigi starts off by doing a jump. He fails terribly. The crowd throws tons of rocks at him. Luigi loses the battle.

Bowser: Ha! I didn't even have to lay a finger on you!

Bowser gets -9 star points. End of Battle.

Bowser: That was so easy.

Luigi: Mumamia!

Princess Peach: Are you ok Luigi?

Luigi: More... importantly... are... you?... Cough!Cough!

Princess Peach: We need to get a medic right away.

Koopa: Yes ma'am.

Princess Peach: What?

Bowser: Since your my girlfriend, you have the power to command my troops to ya' know.

Luigi: Hey!... Luigi... Ain't... A... Done... with... you.... uhh... I... don't... feel... so.... good.... BARF!

Princess Peach: Ewww!

Luigi: I'm okay... Just a broken nose.... is all....

Luigi's room

Luigi: Where am I?

Toadally: Your in your room. I'm the medic. I'm the one who brought you here.

Luigi: I have to tell mario what's happened! Take me to my house!

Toadally: Uh... Can't do that.

Luigi: Why not?

Toadally: First of all Princess Peach told me to not let you out of the castle and second of all we're way up in the sky. How could you possibly do that?

Luigi: Didn't you say this was my room? Since when did Princess Peach make a room for me?

Toadally: Well it's more like a cell. Also Princess Peach ordered the koopas and Toads to build a new castle.

Luigi: Well whatever. I just hope Mario comes and saves us soon.

End of Prologue

Will Mario Save the day?

Is Princess Peach really going out with Bowser?

Why does Luigi suck so much?

Find out in Chapter 1!

I know prologues are usually short but I'm sure you'll enjoy it anyways. I'll get to work on the next chapter some other time.