Renji didn't avert his gaze, he didn't look surprised or shocked or anything at all, whereas Sanada and Yukimura had a look of guilt plastered on their incredibly red faces. Renji, though, remained calm and unimpressed, he just opened his mouth to form some words.

"You know, Genichirou, if you direct your thrusts 3.2 degrees downwards, you will be able to pleasure Seiichi a lot more."

The blush that stained Sanadas cheeks got much darker. It was bad enough that Renji has found them in this position, naked on the hospital bed, going at it, but no, the Data Master had to top it off, he had to make a remark about how to do it right. Sanada wished he could dig himself a hole and hide there for the rest of his life. But it didn't end there, Renji had just begun.

The brunette walked across the room towards his two best friends. By no means was he disturbed by what they were doing, he just felt that as their friend he has to tell them how to improve their sexual intercourse.

"Besides, I'm sure you know that Seiichi is fragile and somewhat weak around his legs for the time being, so I would appreciate it if you helped him a bit."

And then he did it. He grabbed Yukimura's leg, lifted it and put it atop of Sanada's shoulder.

"Just hold them like this and it will be much easier for Seiichi and quite enjoyable for yourself, Genichirou."

Yukimura still hasn't said a word, but for Sanada this was more than he could handle. He didn't need someone to tell him how to make love to his beloved buchou!

"Renji!", he roared and the sound of the slap echoed throughout the whole hospital. "300 laps tomorrow and you will be cleaning the courts ALONE for the next two weeks. Now get lost and I don't want to see your face for the rest of the day! TARUNDORU!"

Renji chuckled, although the slap did hurt. Genichirou was always so adorable when he was flustered. And even if Sanada didn't want to hear about his suggestions, he was sure they won't fall on deaf ears. Smiling knowingly he sauntered out of the room.

As soon as the door fell shut, Yukimura began laughing. Sanada looked at him somewhat puzzled. What just happened was something to be embarrassed about, not something to freely laugh about!

"Well, Renji is quite right. This position does seem to be enjoyable. So would you mind trying?", the blunette tried to vex his friend.

"TARUNDORU!", Sanada shouted both angrily and ashamed. He already knew that Yukimura rather enjoys doing it on all fours, but that's just not possible with his current condition, so he doesn't need to agree with Renji. But now he could punish his beloved, and he already knew how to do so. He quite clearly remembered the buchou whining about how it would hurt whenever he has to ride Sanada's cock, because it's just too big. Sanada grins nastily. He may succumb to Yukimura in every aspect of daily life, but at least he calls the shots when it comes to sex (or so he thinks...).