Chapter 1. Finding a date
In which Severus is TOTALLY out of character, Ginny is ... slutty, Harry is slightly uncomfortable and I'm totally torturing you about not letting you in on the secret.
"Draaacooo!" Severus cooed. He had a lot of make-up on and was wearing a bunny-costume.
"NO! I will NOT be your date at the Easter Ball!" Draco snapped for the 486th time.
"Aaaaah ... you're meeeeean."
"Yeah. I know."
Severus put his tongue out at Draco before disapparating back to his office. ... hold on just a second, Severus! You can't apparate inside Hogwarts!
"Oh ... I forgot that."
Then he disapparated back to Draco and started walking away instead. Now, that's better.
"Hmmmm ... who am I going to invite for the Easter Ball? Hmmmm ... I'VE GOT IT! I need to prepare it, though."
Severus ... what are you intending to do?
"I won't tell YOU."
Fine. ... what IS he going to do, anyway?
"Let me see ... er, I need Harry, Ginny and ... Hermione."
Severus, tell me. WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
"Won't tell you."
Hrmph.
"Now, get Harry, Ginny and Hermione to get over here."
Why are you asking me? God, I'm good at playing innocent.
"Because you are my writer. NO, I did NOT say creater, I said writer. 'cause I'm EXTREMELY out of character."
Hey, don't blame me! Blame my crazy imagination!
"Ok, then. Anyway, I need Harry, Ginny and Hermione, NOW."
Tell me your plan, and I'll give them to you.
"Hrmph. Fine."
I'm waiting?
"I won't let ... them ... hear it."
Who?
"The ... readers."
Oh, fine. Whisper it in my ear, then.
"*whispering*"
Oh, no, you won't!
"Oh, yes, I will."
Fine. But for the Easter Ball only!
"Okay, okay. Make my life miserable."
Am I making your life miserable?
"Yes."
Aaaw.
"Are you sorry?"
Nope. HEY GUYS! I'M MAKING SEVERUS SNAPE'S LIFE MISERABLE! Nothing against you, though.
"Yeah, right." Severus snorted. "Now, your promise."
Okay, then. But remember: I'm your writer, and I can do whatever I want to you. If I want to.
"Great."
*Poof!* Harry, Hermione and Ginny suddenly came out of thin air.
"Hey, what am I doing here!" they said, in unison.
"Why do I wear clothes? They weren't there two seconds ago," Ginny mused. "And where's -"
"Lalalalala, too much information!" Severus did NOT look happy. "Hey, you don't have to write down everything!"
I haven't. For example, I haven't written your plan about using Harry, Hermione and Ginny to -
"And you won't, either."
Oh. Sorry.
"So. On with my plan."
"I'm slightly uncomfortable," Harry said, slightly uncomfortable.
"Well, THAT one wasn't necessary."
I know, I know. Harry, keep talking. Severus doesn't like my writing. Now I'm going to sulk forever because I'm not good enough for him. :'( No, NOT that way.
"Er ... okay."
Why are you slightly uncomfortable?
"Well, I guess I'm slightly uncomfortable with this whole situation."
"Meaning?" Severus said, a little amused.
"For the first, I'm slightly uncomfortable about you looking happy. Trust me, it is NOT good when Severus Snape is happy." Harry began. "Secondly, I'm slightly uncomfortable because the combination of me, Hermione and Ginny ..."
Yes?
"Well, I don't want to say it in front of everyone ..."
Whisper in my ear.
"*Whispers*"
Aaah ... Severus, Harry has understood your plan.
"Am I that obvious?"
Yup. Maybe you should just get on with the plan, then.
"Okay."
End of chapter! Did you like it? It is a two-shot, and the second chapter is written, but I think I'll wait for a review before I post it. Just to see if you like it!
