A\N: I'm baaaaaaack. Here is another marauders story. (Sixth year) It's a one-shot little thing that came to me yesterday. It contains references to Mary-Sues but no actual OCs. I just needed names. And this fic does not contain any real romance (as I suck at romance.). and away we go…………

Not AGAIN!

Sirius Black strolled into the Gryffindor common room. It was quite late, so there were only two people still there, his friends, James Potter and Remus Lupin. Before Remus could scold him for being out after hours, Sirius sprawled across an armchair by the fire and said, "Guys, I'm in love."

"What again?" James asked as Remus groaned.

"This is the real thing this time. I'm in love." Sirius said indignantly.

"Isn't that what you said about Lynn?" Remus asked

"And Rose? AND Kara?" James added

Sirius brushed his long black hair away from his face before giving his friends a death glare.

"Face it Padfoot, you have told half the girls in school that you loved them at one point or another." Remus shook his head. "You've dated more girls than the rest of the boys in our year combined. Not to mention being caught snogging in the astronomy tower at least….. what is it now Prongs? 30? 40 times?"

" And the room of requirement some 20 or so… and who knows where else?" James ducked the flying pillow that Sirius threw at him. "You can't blame us for finding that funny."

"Well Padfoot, who is it this time? You look like you two have been busy in the Astronomy tower these past few hours." Remus said with a smirk on his face.

"For all you know you could have been studying!" Sirius retorted.

"Yeah, Anatomy." James said before shielding against the curse Sirius shot in his direction. Remus disarmed Sirius before he could harm James. "Sit down Padfoot or I will have to stun you too." Sirius obeyed with a grumble of words which should not be in a PG fanfic.

"If you were only innocently studying," you could hear the italics in Remus's voice," Why do you have lip gloss smeared across your face?" Sirius wiped his mouth with the back of his hand. Remus continued, "Have you decided to wear lip gloss Padfoot?"

"You are evil Mooney, pure evil."

"Save yourself the embarrassment and just tell us who it was already." James laughed.

"Fine, fine, it was Heather, that 5th year Ravenclaw." Sirius cringed as he said Remus's crush of the past two years. He meant it as a joke, but unfortunately, Remus didn't think it was funny.

"PADFOOT, I'M GONNA CURSE YOU INTO NEXT THURSDAY"