A/N: Tobi is Tobi, not Madara in this fanfic. This is my first fanfiction. Please let me know in the comments what you thought~

Pein stood outside on a rock in the middle of a circle, formed by each member of Akatsuki.
"I have gathered you here to tell you of an important event that is about to happen. The Akatsuki will be taking this bus-"
Pein slapped his hand on a large bus behind him.
"To a village that is far away. We will split up to search for the seven-tail Jinchuuriki. They say she is strong, so don't hold back."
"PEIN-SAMA!" Tobi jumped around in circles. "Are we going now?!" Pein nodded. "Yes, Tobi." Tobi threw his hands in the air. "Horray! Horray! Road Trip! Road trip!"
Everybody groaned. This was going to be a long trip.

The engine whirred as Pein started the bus. Tobi sat with Deidara in the first seat. Behind them everybody sat with their partner. They hadn't been driving for that long before somebody spoke up. "PEIN-SAMA! When are we stopping for lunch!?" Tobi yelled to Pein. Deidara awoke with a jump, from his sleep.
"Tobi! Be quiet!"
"Heh. Heh. Sempai. You look cute when you sleep."
Deidara glared at Tobi. "I was j-joking Sempai!" Tobi said putting his hands up. Deidara stood up. "I'LL KILL YOU!" He screamed throwing explosive clay at Tobi. The clay accidentally missed, bouncing off the wall of the bus and hitting Hidan who was one seat behind him. The clay exploded and burned a hole in Hidan's chest. "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR DEIDARA?! THAT FUCKING HURT!" Hidan screamed at Deidara, who sunk into his seat. The explosion happened to also hit Kakuzu's briefcase that had a large amount of money in it. The money burned from the explosion and flew all over the bus and out the window. Kakuzu took Hidan's scythe and walked down the aisle towards Deidara, who chucked another ball of clay at him In defence. Kakuzu caught it before it went off and threw it to Kisame and Itachi. Itachi groaned in angst because he's so emo like that. Kisame unsheathed Samehada and went after Kakuzu. While they fought, Hidan and Deidara were fighting on the other side of the bus. Many explosions later, Pein stopped the bus.
"EVERYBODY SHUT UP!" He yelled. Everybody listened and sat back down. Pein restarted the bus, and everybody was quiet for awhile. A few hours later, Tobi tapped Deidara.
"Ne~ Sempai."
"What."
"Can you keep me company while I go to the bathroom?"
"YOU PEICE OF SHIT!"
Tobi ran to the other side of the bus as Deidara threw another ball of explosive clay that exploded.

They eventually did their job...and Pein never rented a bus ever again.