wow, i'm obsessed with these.
should i continue?
or leave it here?
haha.
=)
chapter one.
shikamaru's screwed.
To: cherries328(at)konohamail(dot)com
From: purplebabe923(at)konohamail(dot)com
Subject: LYKOMFG.
Oh baybee. I am so stoked! Like beyond words!
Shikamaru, you know, my compadre since birth, has gotten a girl. Yes, forehead. A GIRL.
This is as epic as when Sasuke asked me out. Or when Gaara asked you out.
Le gasp.
Mucho love,
Ino, Your Epic Gal.
To: purplebabe923(at)konohamail(dot)com
From: cherries328(at)konohamail(dot)com
Subject: WTF.
No. Freaking. Way.
NO WAY!
Shikamaru? Our lazyass who thinks anything having to do with women is "troublesome?"
TELL ME WHO NAO, BETCH.
You know, I agree on being surprised when Sasuke asked you out... but I take your comment about Gaara and I as offensive.
Really, pig. That was mean.
Love is nonexistant on this end,
Sakura, Your Not-So-Happy Amiga.
To: cherries328(at)konohamail(dot)com
From: purplebabe923(at)konohamail(dot)com
Subject: YOU BAD FRIEND, YOU.
Yes. That Shikamaru.
You will laugh so hard when you find out who it is. Really.
Oh, noes, babe. I didn't mean it that way, haha.
But seriously. Gaara is every bit of antisocial as my honeybun Sasuke-kun is.
It's the truth.
Well, I love you,
Ino, Your Bestie With A Hawt Boyfriend.
To: purplebabe923(at)konohamail(dot)com
From: cherries328(at)konohamail(dot)com
Subject: Okay, yeah. So he is.
WHAT. THE. EFF.
TELL ME.
YOU HO.
I hate you,
Sakura, Your Bestie With An Even Hawter Boyfriend.
To: cherries328(at)konohamail(dot)com
From: purplebabe923(at)konohamail(dot)com
Subject: I don't lie, babycakes.
Oh, well.
It's TEMARI.
Your boyfriend's sister.
Si.
No, you do not hate me,
Ino, Your Friend Who Thinks You Speak Blasphemy.
To: sandmaster119(at)sunamail(dot)com
From: cherries328(at)konohamail(dot)com
Subject: Hey, babe.
It's that time of day, hun! When I get to spam your inbox with unnecessary comments. Teehee.
Of course, today, you may want to pay attention to what I write you.
Heart,
Sakura, Your Sexmazing Girlfriend.
To: cherries328(at)konohamail(dot)com
From: sandmaster119(at)sunamail(dot)com
Subject: (No Subject)
Hi.
What is it?
-Gaara.
To: sandmaster119(at)sunamail(dot)com
From: cherries328(at)konohamail(dot)com
Subject: Put a subject, damnit. Jeez. Haha.
Do you happen to have a clue of who Temari's dating?
Just wondering,
Sakura, Who Is Hoping You Don't Kill The Boy.
To: cherries328(at)konohamail(dot)com
From: sandmaster119(at)sunamail(dot)com
Subject: What is it with you and your obsession with subjects?
No. I don't.
I'm not making any promises, Sakura.
-Gaara.
To: sandmaster119(at)sunamail(dot)com
From: cherries328(at)konohamail(dot)com
Subject: Well, they're there so you can use them. They're not there for decoration.
Well, now you will. Cuz I know no one else is going to tell you but me. How gay. Ha.
Anyway, it's Shikamaru.
(Babe. You know he's one of my best friends. No murdering him, please.)
Praying you don't murder him,
Sakura, Who Doesn't Want To Lose One Of Her Male Besties.
To: cherries328(at)konohamail(dot)com
From: sandmaster(at)sunamail(dot)com
Subject: They're completely useless.
Since he is your best friend, I grant him a day's headstart.
Tell him that.
-Gaara.
To: sandmaster119(at)sunamail(dot)com
From: cherries328(at)konohamail(dot)com
Subject: ARE NOT!
It's a day because that's how long it takes you to get from Suna to Konoha, right?
Nice try,
Sakura, Disappointed In You.
To: cherries328(at)konohamail(dot)com
From: sandmaster119(at)sunamail(dot)com
Subject: Yes, they are.
...no.
-Gaara.
To: lazycloudwatcher922(at)konohamail(dot)com
From: cherries328(at)konohamail(dot)com
Subject: RUN.
You have a day.
My boyfriend knows.
I'll stall him as long as I can.
If you get what I mean. ;)
Best of luck,
Sakura, Your Awesomesauce Friend Who Warns You Of Imminent Danger.
To: cherries328(at)konohamail(dot)com
From: lazycloudwatcher922(at)konohamail(dot)com
Subject: Damnit.
Fuck.
Okay, Sakura. Didn't need to know that.
Especially about you two doing the deed.
Cuz, I assume that that's what you mean by distraction.
-Shikamaru.
To: lazycloudwatcher922(at)konohamail(dot)com
From: cherries328(at)konohamail(dot)com
Subject: Teehee.
Psh. No...
You perv.
Do all men only think with their dicks?
You fail,
Sakura, Whose Respect For Thee Has Diminished.
To: bbqchips51(at)konohamail(dot)com; cherries328(at)konohamail(dot)com; hinagurl1227(at)konohamail(dot)com; nejihyuuga73(at)konohamail(dot)com; sandmaster119(at)sunamail(dot)com; puppeteer515(at)sunamail(dot)com; windfanmistress823(at)sunamail(dot)com; tenchan39(at)konohamail(dot)com; suchiha723(at)konohamail(dot)com; ramenIStheSHIT1010(at)konohamail(dot)com; purplebabe923(at)konohamail(dot)com
From: lazycloudwatcher922(at)konohamail(dot)com
Subject: Goodbye, my friends.
Goodbye. I shall now mysteriously disappear and be found days later mutilated beyond recognition.
-Shikamaru.
To: lazycloudwatcher922(at)konohamail(dot)com
From: windfanmistress823(at)sunamail(dot)com
Subject: WHAT!?!?!?!?
WHAT!?
Love,
Temari.
To: lazycloudwatcher922(at)konohamail(dot)com
From: purplebabe923(at)konohamail(dot)com
Subject: WHAT THE EFF, SHIKA.
WHAT THE EFF ARE YOU ON, YOU ASS!?
Mucho hate,
Ino, Your Bestie Since Birth.
To: lazycloudwatcher922(at)konohamail(dot)com
From: cherries328(at)konohamail(dot)com
Subject: That's a tad dramatic, is it not?
Wow. Gaara-chan's not going to do that...
Confuzzled,
Sakura, Whose Patience Is Thinning.
To: bbqchips51(at)konohamail(dot)com; cherries328(at)konohamail(dot)com; hinagurl1227(at)konohamail(dot)com; nejihyuuga73(at)konohamail(dot)com; sandmaster119(at)sunamail(dot)com; puppeteer515(at)sunamail(dot)com; windfanmistress823(at)sunamail(dot)com; tenchan39(at)konohamail(dot)com; suchiha723(at)konohamail(dot)com; purplebabe923(at)konohamail(dot)com
From: lazycloudwatcher922(at)konohamail(dot)com
Subject: Ugh. Sorry.
The blonde idiot (no, not you, Ino) wrote that.
This is most definitely the last time I ever tell Naruto anything.
-Shikamaru.
To: lazycloudwatcher922(at)konohamail(dot)com
From: sandmaster119(at)sunamail(dot)com
Subject: (No Subject)
I'm still going to murder you.
One day, Nara.
-Gaara.
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