Hello this is my first Fanfiction. Hope you enjoy :D.

DISCLAMER: I do NOT own Artemis Fowl, Skulduggery Pleasant, ... and okay i don't own Naruto ether...

But I CAN DREAM (TT . TT)


The Festival of geniuses


One day in Fowl manor, a letter arrived addressed to Artemis. Curious he opened and read the letter. The contents of that letter went a bit like this…

Dear Mr. Artemis Fowl the .

You have been invited to attend The Festival of geniuses .

This festival is an annual advent where geniuses come together for one week at the address included. The festival will be held in three weeks from now. You will meet other geniuses from different worlds. As a genius we are sure you have heard of the theory where many different worlds exist side by side each other, without the said worlds noticing. Therefore the people you meet may be able to do things that are impossible where you come from but completely normal in their world. We hope you will be able to attend. You are allowed to bring one other person that has not been invited.

Yours faithfully

C. T.

"Butler." Artemis called.

"Yes, Artemis"

"Please make arrangements to visit a place called Hummingbird house."

"Of course Artemis"


On the same day. A girl got into a 1954 Bentley R-Type Continental, one of only 208 ever made, a car that house a six-cylinder, 4.5-litre engine, and was retro-fitted with central locking, climate control, satellite navigation and a host of other modern conveniences. Or to most people 'A Bentley'.

"What do you have there?" Valkyrie asked Skulduggery.

"A letter." He replied simply.

"I know that."

"Then why did you ask?"

"I was referring to what the letter said."

"Then you should of asked what did the letter say. Instead of asking what a letter was."

"Most people would have known what I was asking."

"I am not most people."

Valkyrie glared at Skulduggery.

"So…"

"It's a letter inviting me to a 'Festival of geniuses'."

"Why would someone invite you to that?"

"Other then my obvious talent, charm and genius, why don't you ask them?"

"I can come?"

"Yes I am allowed to bring one other person"

" Great."


In Konoha, on a hill which has a great view of the sky. Our favourite lazy ninja was enjoying his favourite pastime.

'Odd' he thought.

'Usually Ino comes along and disturbs the peace right about now.'

Shikamaru was almost right about this. Indeed a young, blonde, blue eyed, loud ninja did come running up the hill shouting his name. However it was Naruto instead of Ino.

Shikamaru felt oddly disappointed about this, but scolded him self.

'Its just Ino I'll see her later.' He turned to the current blonde menaced.

"What do you want Naruto?"

"Lady Tsunade wants to see you right away"

'Troublesome. I wonder if this has anything to do with that letter I got.'

"Alright, alright, Naruto I'll come. What a drag."

"Great, see you later" and with that Naruto rushed off.

"Man how troublesome."

At the Hokage's tower…

"Shikamaru we received a letter inviting you to go to this festival." Said Lady Tsunade.

"Yeah I know I'm not going"

"You WILL be going if I have a say in it" Tsunade glared.

"Why? Going would be too troublesome" Shikamaru groaned.

"Because the people at the festival might want our services and that will mean more money for Konoha"

'Money to pay off her gambling debt more like' Shikamaru thought spitefully

"You will be going with Ino" Tsunade stated

"WHAT! Why Ino?"

" Is that a problem Shika-kun?" Ino asked while coming in the door looking rather hurt.

" Man, how much more troublesome can this trip be?"


Yay the first chapter of my first Fanfiction is finally done. I realized that I forgot Shikamaru, But much to his horror I have fixed that. :D. Please R&R