Harry Potter and the Curse of Trump

Poor Harry Potter, the evil Donald Trump became a wizard and cursed the poor boy to no longer be a wizard himself!

"HAHAHAHAHAHAH!" cackled Trump, "This…is…awesome….okay?"

"NOOOOOOOOO!" cried Harry, "I am human now!"

Suddenly, the brave Sonic the Hedgehog jumped through the window, smashing into Trump's belly.

"UGAAAAAHHHHHH!" cried Trump.

"You're too slow!" laughed Sonic.

Suddenly, Jotaro Kujo came in the room and sicked his Star Platinum at Donald Trump!

"ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!" cried Star Platinum.

"AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" cried Trump.

Trump flew into a pile of books and hit himself.

"Don't worry Harry!" said Sonic, "Me and Jotaro will defeat Trump for you!"

Suddenly, Trump transformed into an evil lizard!

"ROAR!" screamed Trump.

Suddenly, Harry became a wizard again because Jotaro used his Star Platinum to steal Trump's wand!

"Excalibur!" Harry shouted as he shot his wand at Trump.

"NOOOOOOO!" screamed Trump as he turned into dust.

"Hurray!" everyone said, "Trump has been defeated!"