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SB/HG and NT/RL
"Come on, Remus. Just this one time."
"No! Dora will kill me if she found out. I can't break my vow"
"Please, it's so good and sweet. She doesn't have to know. It can't be our little secret"
"I can't, Hermione." Remus frowned at the girl. "It looks so luscious the way you have it spread out like that"
"Please" Hermione pleaded.
"I guess a little taste wouldn't hurt" Remus gave in.
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"I'm telling you, Sirius. Something is going on behind our back." Tonks stormed down the hallway.
"Remus wouldn't cheat on you" Sirius throw is hands up in disgust. "I know Hermione wouldn't cheat on me. I ruined her for other men.
"Then why did I see them sneak off?"
"I don't know" Sirius grew tired of this conversation.
"I'm going down there" Tonks hurried down the stairs with Sirius on her heels.
"Cousin" Tonks ignore him. "Tonks, I don't think they are having hot sweaty sex d…" His sentence was cut off by a moan in the kitchen.
Tonks pointed at the door with her finger.
"Mmmm"
"That's so good, Hermione."
"I know."
"It's the best I ever had" Tonks heard Remus say. Her face screwed up and her hair went bright red. Sirius mouth went slack.
"Oh, God"
"Mmmm. Ohhhhh"
"That's it. I had it" Tonk kicked in the kitchen door to confront her cheating boyfriend.
"Dora" Remus jumped and dumped the plate he was holding to the floor. "What's the matter?
Tonks scanned the room, while Sirius dropped into a chair. No clothes were on the floor. No lipstick marks on his face. No heavy breathing. There was, however, a chocolate cheesecake in the middle of the table; half eaten.
Tonks shook her head. She had been so wrong and relieved. But, she was still mad. "Remus! Chocolate"
"Dora.." Remus began.
"You promised that you would quit eating some much chocolate."
"Tonks, I'm sorry. It's my fault. I made the cheesecake" Hermione squeaked from the end of the table. "I tempted him"
Tonks smiled at the young witch. "Shame on you, Hermione."
Within seconds, all four were laughing at their situation.
