*knock knock* "Ugh, who is it now?" England moaned. *opens door* "Who is it?" England said looking around but there was no one there. "Down here sir!" And high pitched voice said. "Wha- where are your parents young lady?" England shouted in surprise. "Um..." The little girl about the age if 7 said. "Well where?!" England exclaimed. "Uh, here read this." She handed him a crumbled note which said:
"Hello love, you might be a little surprised but I will be at France's house for about two weeks, as I will be gone I left you with our daughter, yes OUR daughter. Her name is Ally also known as The Islands of Amirantes. Sorry that I never had the chance to tell you about her before you left for so long... Well see you in two weeks!
Je t'ame- Seychelles"
("WHAT?!, how?!, oh, right. So I suppose I do have a daughter.") England thought to himself. "I suppose you shall come in... Ally."
Ally giggled and walked in. "What's so funny?"
"Your eyebrows. They are so funny looking!" She laughed.
"Well at least you don't have them." He laughed.
With Ally you could easily tell who her parents were, she had England's messy blond hair, Seychelles' petite figure, deep blue-green eyes that sparkled and two long pigtails held by two big red ribbons.
In the kitchen England was cooking dinner as something in Ally's bag was moving. It was a little blue merle Australian shepherd puppy with two blue eyes(probably given to her by Australia). Ally had pulled him out of the bag and it immediately started barking at England. " You little come here! What is that filthy mutt doing here!" England yelled. "Don't worry he won't hurt you, and Blue isn't a mutt!" Ally squeaked and retrieved her puppy.
~Le nighttime~
"Daddy!" Ally shrieked. "What, what is it?!" Soon England rushed over to his daughters side for comfort. "I had a bad dream j'ai peur."
"Okay first of all there is nothing to be afraid of, if you want you can come and sleep with me. Secondly if your mother has taught you anything, there is no French in my house. Got it" he said calmly. "Okay daddy" England blushed at the fact that Ally had called him 'daddy'.
~Le morning~
England was in the kitchen making a so called 'breakfast' with burnt eggs and toast. Ally came sleepily down the stairs "What is that horrible smell?" She said in disgust.
"What do you mean? This is the best food in Britain!"
"Mom was right, your countries cooking has pretty low standards."
"Wha-, your mother really told you everything" He was surprised that she knew that much.
"Hey daddy" England blushed as he was called 'daddy' " Yes, dear?"
"What is this supposed to be?"
"Why its bacon and eggs"
"Uh, I don't think it's supposed to be a burnt, bubbly black blob"
"Uh, its British bacon and eggs." He honestly didn't know how to answer that. "I thought it might be." She said poking at the blob. A little while later the phone rang. "This is Arthur Kirkland, who is it?" England's face became a deep red "Hey dear, it's me Seychelles, I just wanted to see if Ally got there and how you guys are doing?"
"Oh! We're doing great! We're just eating breakfast of-"
"A blob of what's supposed to be bacon and eggs"
"Again with your damn interrupting! And yes."
"Well that's nice, can I talk to Ally?"
"Sure, here" England called Ally over.
"Hi momma!" Ally said in excitement.
"Hi! how are you? Is your daddy being nice to you?" England flushed "I heard that!" He yelled
"We're doing fine, and daddy's cooking is horrible"
"Heard that too!" England stated.
"Haha, I know I'll see you in a couple of weeks, Bye!"
"Bye momma I love you!" As she hung up her little puppy Blue started chewing on England's pants "Damn dog!" England screamed and Ally just stood there laughing.
~Le Next Day~
As they were sitting down at breakfast England remembered that he had his brothers were coming over. Great. "What's wrong daddy?" Ally questioned. "Oh, n-nothing I just have some family coming over"
"Who?"
"M-my brothers." England scowled.
~Later~
*Bam! Bam! Bam!* the Scotsman imposed as a knock. "Ugh" England scowled. "Come in!"
"Oi! How have ye been lil' brother!"
"Hello Scotland"
"Well who is this lil' lass ye got here?" Ireland inquired. "I thought I told you to stay up in your room Ally!"
"Sorry daddy" Ally said.
"So ye got a lil' one, when did this happen?" Scotland questioned.
"Was I from that beautiful colony Seychelles?" Wales said.
"Yes" England scowled.
"Wow! Ye even had a kid! Who knew that was gonna happen! Well she's a cute little lass" Scotland yelled.
"Darn! I was hope'n that it would be me havin' kids with Seychelles!" Ireland whined.
"Yeah, this is Ally" England said.
"Well nice to meet ya! I'm ye uncle Scotland! This is Wales and Ireland they're also ye uncles!" The red-haired Scotsman said pointing to the others.
"Hi! How do you know my momma?"
"We are friends from back in the day!" Ireland stated.
"Okay, now that you've all met let's eat, and don't worry it's take out."
Later that day they spent they're time reminiscing, watching movies, playing in the yard and doing normal family things. Well for that British family.
"Awww, do you really have to go!" Ally whined.
"I'm afraid so little one." Scotland said sadly.
"Aw, but I want stay please England?" Ireland whined.
"No!" England scowled.
"Well by then, see ya!" Both Wales and Scotland said in unison as they were carrying the crying Irishman.
Author Note: Will Continue! R/R tell me whatcha think!
