Pleasing the Audience 15
Disclaimer: All familiar characters belong to DC or Marvel. I own Farrah/Persiana and Lance/Diablos.
One Shot
Wow, that was some first chapter. Can't wait to read what happens next.
The author laughed evilly.
Miss Marvel entered,
"Persiana13, what did you say to GrimlockX4 that caused him to write that joke?"
You mean, the joke where Farrah super-glued your hands to your head and dyed your hair pink? Well, I can't take credit on that one. That was his idea.
Miss Marvel shrieked,
"GRIMLOCKX4, YOU ARE GOING TO DIE WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!"
Farrah entered,
"Can you be any louder, Barbie? People in Japan must thing Godzilla is loose or something."
Miss Marvel glared,
"You are five seconds away from being skinned and worn as a fur stole!"
Look, ladies. GrimlockX4 is a good friend and a loyal fan. He asked me about this project, and I said yes.
Supergirl entered with Simon wrapped in chains,
"Is he going to pair me up with Simon?"
Wonder Man whimpered,
"Help me. Please help me."
I'll ask him about it. Anyway, I do know that Catman more than definitely get tortured in this story.
Catman, off camera, shouted,
"NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!"
He entered, growling,
"Persiana13, I demand that you talk some sense into him right now!"
Hmm, I will say this; Tigra and Persiana aren't the only were-cats you'll meet, Catman.
Catman's expression brightened,
"You mean that? Really?"
That's the rumor I heard.
Catman skipped off camera, gleeful,
"More goddesses to make kittens with! Yeah me! Yeah for Catman!"
The author waited until Catman is out of ear shot,
Do you think I should have told him that one of them is pregnant?
Farrah rolled her eyes,
"That'll go over well."
I know it.
The insane author then blinked,
I just realized something; I forgot to cage my pet panther Ebony. I hope she doesn't hurt someone.
The sounds of a cat roaring and chasing after Catman could be heard. Catman, off camera, screamed,
"HELP! HELP! HELP!"
Catman, did you try and mate with Ebony again?
Farrah rolled her eyes,
"Is that idiot ever going to learn?"
Not really. Oh, and by the way, you and Miss Marvel are going to be getting into another cat-fight in that story. Or two, or three. I forget.
Wonder Woman entered with Wonder Girl,
"What is it with men and cat-fighting?"
Wonder Girl shook her head,
"I do not know, sister."
She looked at Farrah hungrily,
"Although, I would not mind tumbling around with Farrah."
Farrah groaned,
"Look, princess. You have seriously got to stop this little infatuation with me. It's getting creepy."
That's another thing he's going to be playing on.
Tigra said,
"At least she isn't kissing Catman."
Farrah blinked,
"You have a point there."
She pulled out a piece of paper,
"Could I make suggestion to GrimlockX4?"
Sure.
Farrah said,
"I want these items to torture Catman in the story; an electric tooth brush, a jar of pickled eggs, three feet of aluminum foil, a whip, a set of carpenter nails, a ball point hammer, a car battery, and three miles of cinnamon flavored dental floss."
Miss Marvel grumbled,
"I don't even want to know what you have in mind for that."
Trust me, if it is what I think it is, GrimlockX4 is going to be having a lot of fun.
Farrah smirked,
"More fun that torturing Miss Marvel?"
Miss Marvel screamed,
"DIE, FURBALL!"
A catfight broke out and rolled off camera.
Well, that was expected.
The author looked at Wonder Girl and complained,
Donna, quit drooling all over the stage. I just had it mopped!
End of One Shot.
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