Gumceline Chapter 1
Confusing Arrival
(Disclaimers)
I don't own adventure time
I don't own the characters
I don't own the plot
"Hey Finn, I have to cancel today's plans. I'm going to be visiting my dad." I lied into the phone.
"Oh, okay Marcy. Maybe tomorrow." He replied. I could hear the disappointment in his voice and couldn't help feeling a little bad. I just had to get a break from him and Jake. I mean, we slayed some monsters together, which was fun, but he wanted to hang out after that and he just gave me a headache. Well, now that I had my day off, I just wanted to relax.
I floated into my room and hovered over my bed. It was so comfy. I closed my eyes and just when I was about to drift into a peaceful sleep, I heard talking. Like it was right inside my cave. Who the heck would be stupid enough to be near my house right now? I rubbed my eyes and floated through my doorway sleepily.
When I reached my front door I looked through the window. There was a man, well, he rather looked like a gentleman. He was all pink and shiny, and was wearing a pink suit of some sort along with a shiny crown on his head. I was very confused and I just decided to try to understand what he was saying.
"The portal worked! I'm a genius! But wait..I never worked on another portal to get back to Aaa! Oh shoot! What do I do now!" I heard him say in a petite, small voice. I rubbed my eyes again and opened my door loudly.
"Hey punk! What are you doing on my property!" I shouted. My voice echoed through the cave and he looked at me, obviously alarmed. A small noise, a squeak, escaped from him and he fainted, right on the spot.
I shook my head and put my hand to my forehead, massing my temple a bit before floating out to inspect the man. I stopped hovering over his limp body and got on my knees. I poked his face, which felt very squishy. I felt his hair, which felt smooth and I tore off a bit, putting it in my mouth and chewing. Hmm...Bubblegum. He is just like that princess Bonnibel, er, Bubblebel, or whatever the name is. Is this another one of her wierd science experiments, where she makes candy people? I sighed.
~CanibaLoohoo
