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'Shit.'
Uchiha Obito stares at the bundle cradled in his arms and wonders what the hell he had been on. Because this is definitely not been in the plan. It's been at least an hour since he has committed what seems to be the worst decision in his life.
He had been in pain, in mourning and in panic. Sensei and Kushina-san had just died, and the sounds of people nearing had become louder, and he hadn't known what to do. Because it was one thing to plan to kill Sensei and his wife and to steal the Kyuubi, another to actually do it. So in pain from injuries Sensei had given him, in mourning because he had cared for them even if it had been necessary to kill them, Obito had panicked and made the most terrible decision in the history of terrible decisions and-
Phth.
He freezes.
It takes several minutes before Obito's heart is no longer threatening to jump out of his chest. Taking a deep breath, he slowly moves with all the care of a bomb squad technician and slightly shifts his blanket-wrapped package.
Sensei's face stares back at him.
Obito chokes and has a minor heart attack.
It takes several more minutes before he calms the fuck down, and for Sensei's face to fade away. Breathing deeply and probably more loudly than advised, Obito takes another glimpse at the baby's face.
Kushina-san's face appears before him.
Hyperventilating, he makes unadvisedly loud noises and has to resorts to biting his tongue before he wakes the baby up. The pain focuses his mind and he's able calm down as the taste of blood grounds him in reality. As his heartbeat slows down to a more normal rate, Obito looks at the baby again and has to try hard not to throw up.
The harder Obito looks, the more the baby looks like both Sensei and Kushina-san. Sensei's hair, Kushina-san's eyes, his nose, her mouth; the more he observes the further Obito is reminded that this is the baby of his teacher and wife, whom he had killed, and the more he wants to vomit.
'Shit.'
Author's Note: So basically, Kyuubi's Attack happens like canon, but afterwards Obito freaks, because this is the first he's had to kill people he cares about. The Third and the ANBU are slower than in canon, so Obito has the time to make the most terrible decision of all, and steals away Baby!Naruto. Then an hour and several miles away, he has time to stop and really think, and freaks out even more. All the while Baby!Naruto manages to sleep through everything. LOL.
Afterwards, Obito mans up and takes Baby!Naruto home with him because he'll need the Kyuubi later. Several years later, Baby!Naruto evolves into Akatsuki!Naruto. Akatsuki!Naruto has been basically raised by Konan because she's awesome, as well as saner than Obito and Nagato. Konan and Nagato are super-overprotective because he reminds them of Yahiko. Sometimes after the Uchiha Massacre, Akatsuki!Naruto activates the Rinnegan because Obito continues to make terrible and stupid life decisions. Nagato pretty much decides that it's FATE that he has a relative who is essentially Mini!Yahiko and decides to find a way to extract the bijuu with killing the hosts. Then stuff happens and the world is saved by Naruto changing the Akatsuki by doing nothing but be himself. The End.
