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Spoiler I'm Kakuzu Kid
DING-DONG
DING-DONG
"Tobi always have to get the door, " said Tobi. "Hello?" said Tobi. "Um is this the Akatsuki?" said a little girl. "Yes Tobi say this is Akatsuki," said Tobi. "Tara we found them and your dad" said an orange headed pierced kid. "Tobi's a da-da" said Tobi. "Hi my names Tara" said Tara.
"YOUR TOBI'S LITTLE GIRL OMG YAY!" said Tobi "I'M HAPPY I FOUND YOU TOO DADA!" Said Tara.
"Yo ..um….not to break up this loving reunion or some shit but we want our parents too damnit" said a boy with a jashin symbol and 2 bladed sytche. "Oh you must be Hida-san's kid everyones in the living room lets go" said Tobi "K" said everyone.
They appered in a puff of smoke and jumped to their parents
"What the fuck who the fuck are you little shit" said Hidan. "Your son asswipe and I'm not little shit it's Jalen old man" said Jalen. "Who the hell are you and why do you look like me" said Kisame Hoshigaki. "Sup pops I'm Timothy Hoshigaki yo son fool" said Timothy.
"W.T. FUCK!" said Kisame and Hidan(Fainted)
"Hn let me guess you're my son" said Itachi Uchiha . "Yep good ol' Jamari Uchiha" said Jamrai. "So I see you're my child do you know the value of a dollar or any type of money" said Kakuzu. "That's a stupid question of course anyone with a brain knows that the world runs on money and the name is Monseiur" said Monseiur .
"Whatever" said Itachi
"Okay as long as you know" said Kakuzu
"Seem's we had TWINS WHAT THE hell!" said Zetsu. "Told us that you were together but wow o, yeah I'm Zing the white half of you daddy" said Zing. "Damn no kidding this is funny ha ha o, I'm the black half of you Zetsu and I have the fly trap I can Shrink it to look like leaves on my neck and, the name is Zang" said Zang.
"I think this won't be so bad" said Zetsu
"How did this happen I'm a puppet" said Sasori "Danna how do you even you know ha ha" said Deidara "Nut shot sucka" said a attacking child. "Wait what…SHHHHHIT MY BALLS UN!" said a nut shot victim named Deidara. "Thank you and I take your mine since you defended me ha ha" said the amused Sasori. "Yep names Lamont and as you can see I have red hair and I'm dark skinned LO F-ING L" said Lamont "I'm your son Deidara names Armani only I don't have any hands on my mouth and chest and, mom told me drove her wild what did she mean" said Armani. "When your older kay yeah great" said a blushing Deidara
"Yeah what does that mean daddy LOL" said Sasori
"SHUT UP DANNA" said Deidara
"So um I take it that you're my son and daughter" Pein and Konan said in unison. "Correct I'm Suki and swirly eyes is Pein Jr our leader". "Dad can I say something" said Pein Jr. Pein nods as he thinks he's about to get a hug he gets a good ol' kick in the nuts ha ha. "That's for leaving us" said Pein Jr as he hugged his mom and then needs an Icepack daddy.
"Wow you okay" said Konan trying to contain her laughter as everyone else laughed at the leader in Pain.
"STFU!" said Pein who was in pain in the ballsack ha ha ha ha.
The akatsuki are in for one hell of a ride Jashin help them LOL
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