"It's my new most embarrassing moment of my entire life. It was a complete disaster."

"Basically, they set her up with her gay best friend at the meet-the-parents dinner? I'd say 'disaster' was a fair description. Look at the bright side, at least they live in India."

"Stop laughing, Don. It's not funny!"

"Yeah, yeah. You know, I think I saw a teen movie like this once."

"Wait, what? Since when do you watch teen movies?"

"It was an airplane. I couldn't sleep, I left my book in the airport, I was bored."

"Yeah, right. You are so busted, bro."