Narrator: It was about a month after the bad guys were defeated and good
prevailed, and Obi-Wan was with his new padawan, Anakin, at the Jedi temple
for the first time.
Anakin: WEEEE woooow this Jedi temple is so Wizard, Obi!
Obi-Wan: -_- stop calling me Obi, young one. You are to address me as Master.
Anakin: Okay, okay. Hey Obi, I miss Padmé. *puppydog eyes* can we go visit her?!?!?!
Obi-Wan: *looks sad* I miss Sabé. *sob sob*
Anakin: O_O Master likes a girl!!!! YOOOOOOOODA!!!!
Obi-Wan: *slaps Anakin* shut up or I'll throw you out a window!!! *looks sad again* I really wish I could see Sabé. she made my life so much sweeter and better, and I always felt all warm inside when I was with her.
Anakin *yawn* boooooring.
Obi-Wan: *sob* I REALLY DO MISS HER!!!
Anakin: o_O uhh Master you're acting worse than me! Whoa!
Obi-Wan: SHUT UP YOU LITTLE BRAT!!! *picks Anakin up by his hair and starts to pace*... argh, I can't think of anything but Sabé now. maybe I need to change something. yes, that's it! I should change my lifestyle to forget the pain in my heart!
Anakin: But Master, you're a Jedi!! Owww let go of my hair!
Obi-Wan: HAIR! That's it!! Let's go the the beauty parlor, Anakin!
Anakin: O_O ......
***two hours later***
Obi-Wan: How do you like it, Master Yoda?
Yoda: o_O great changes I see in you, Obi-Wan. your hair, it is green, mmm?
Obi-Wan: I wanted something different and NEW! ^_^
Anakin: *rolls eyes*
Yoda: Like it I do not. Reminds me of myself, it does.
Obi-Wan: You don't like it?!
Yoda: Wash it out, you will, mmm?
Obi-Wan: -_- yes, Master.
*Yoda walks away*
Anakin: What are you gonna do now, Obi?
Obi-Wan: I miss Sabé!!!! Waaaaaaaaah!!!!!
Anakin: Gee master, could you keep it down? You sound like a frog singing opera!
Obi-Wan: ... MUSIC!!!! I'm going to take singing lessons!!!!
Anakin: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
***several days later***
Obi-Wan: COME WHAT MAAAAAAAAY!!!!!
Anakin: *covering ears* SOMEONE SAVE ME!!!!
Mace Windu: Obi-Wan!!
Obi-Wan: AAAAAAAY-... oh hello Master!
Mace Windu: We cannot take anymore of this singing. You've been singing the SAME SONG for several hours straight. everyone is complaining of headaches.
Obi-Wan: . guuuuuuuuuurg!!!!
*Mace walks away*
Anakin: Master, I sure hope you're gonna stop all this. I'm so booooooored!
Obi-Wan: I suppose you're right. *sob* but I still miss Sabé!!!!! I think I love her.
Anakin: *sarcasm* Yeah, and I'm growing a beard.
Obi-Wan: !!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S IT!!!!! I NEED TO GROW A BEARD!!!!!
Anakin: O_O but all your fangirls will think you're nasty!
Obi-Wan: ^_^ Sabé won't!!!!
Anakin: Whatever.
Obi-Wan: A beard. yes. a beard!!
Narrator: ......And the rest is furry, fuzzy, bush-like history!
Anakin: WEEEE woooow this Jedi temple is so Wizard, Obi!
Obi-Wan: -_- stop calling me Obi, young one. You are to address me as Master.
Anakin: Okay, okay. Hey Obi, I miss Padmé. *puppydog eyes* can we go visit her?!?!?!
Obi-Wan: *looks sad* I miss Sabé. *sob sob*
Anakin: O_O Master likes a girl!!!! YOOOOOOOODA!!!!
Obi-Wan: *slaps Anakin* shut up or I'll throw you out a window!!! *looks sad again* I really wish I could see Sabé. she made my life so much sweeter and better, and I always felt all warm inside when I was with her.
Anakin *yawn* boooooring.
Obi-Wan: *sob* I REALLY DO MISS HER!!!
Anakin: o_O uhh Master you're acting worse than me! Whoa!
Obi-Wan: SHUT UP YOU LITTLE BRAT!!! *picks Anakin up by his hair and starts to pace*... argh, I can't think of anything but Sabé now. maybe I need to change something. yes, that's it! I should change my lifestyle to forget the pain in my heart!
Anakin: But Master, you're a Jedi!! Owww let go of my hair!
Obi-Wan: HAIR! That's it!! Let's go the the beauty parlor, Anakin!
Anakin: O_O ......
***two hours later***
Obi-Wan: How do you like it, Master Yoda?
Yoda: o_O great changes I see in you, Obi-Wan. your hair, it is green, mmm?
Obi-Wan: I wanted something different and NEW! ^_^
Anakin: *rolls eyes*
Yoda: Like it I do not. Reminds me of myself, it does.
Obi-Wan: You don't like it?!
Yoda: Wash it out, you will, mmm?
Obi-Wan: -_- yes, Master.
*Yoda walks away*
Anakin: What are you gonna do now, Obi?
Obi-Wan: I miss Sabé!!!! Waaaaaaaaah!!!!!
Anakin: Gee master, could you keep it down? You sound like a frog singing opera!
Obi-Wan: ... MUSIC!!!! I'm going to take singing lessons!!!!
Anakin: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
***several days later***
Obi-Wan: COME WHAT MAAAAAAAAY!!!!!
Anakin: *covering ears* SOMEONE SAVE ME!!!!
Mace Windu: Obi-Wan!!
Obi-Wan: AAAAAAAY-... oh hello Master!
Mace Windu: We cannot take anymore of this singing. You've been singing the SAME SONG for several hours straight. everyone is complaining of headaches.
Obi-Wan: . guuuuuuuuuurg!!!!
*Mace walks away*
Anakin: Master, I sure hope you're gonna stop all this. I'm so booooooored!
Obi-Wan: I suppose you're right. *sob* but I still miss Sabé!!!!! I think I love her.
Anakin: *sarcasm* Yeah, and I'm growing a beard.
Obi-Wan: !!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S IT!!!!! I NEED TO GROW A BEARD!!!!!
Anakin: O_O but all your fangirls will think you're nasty!
Obi-Wan: ^_^ Sabé won't!!!!
Anakin: Whatever.
Obi-Wan: A beard. yes. a beard!!
Narrator: ......And the rest is furry, fuzzy, bush-like history!
