LIFETIME BAN 2:

THE REVENGE OF THE FANGIRLS AND BOYS

PROLOGUE

"Okay, keep them burning!" Beregond yelled as he went about his orders to burn all the copies of Bilbo's bestseller concerning the events of the attack on Rivendell by the rabid fans.

"No! Stop! Please!" Bilbo cried as he watched the guards burn his precious book.

"Sorry, little master, but I have orders from King Aragorn himself. I can't do anything but follow orders."

"Hey, aren't you the rebel that killed to protect your beloved master Faramir?" Bilbo asked.

"Yeah, so?"

"So. Drop the rules and have mercy on an ld soul like myself." Bilbo begged.

"No. I would rather face the old devil, Smaug than face King Aragorn with the news that I even let one of these copies survive." Beregond replied.

"You'll pay, you'll all pay! I'll see t that. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!" Bilbo roared madly and ran off.

"They'll pay, they'll all pay." Bilbo said to himself as he ran to the cities' library.

"Now, let's see..." Bilbo said as he rummaged through the piles of books.

"Ah' ha!" he yelled when he found the book he was looking for: "How to Summon Demons."

Then, he found the spell he was looking for: "Summoning Fangirls and Boys."

TO BE CONTINUED...BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID!