I go bye the name of Anthony. Animal Crossing IMO is a very kiddie game so I

am going to **** it up. I will censor this for cusses, I know i is rated R but you will

see why in the next chapters.

Chapter one: While you are playing.

User of Game: *Turns on GameCube*

Anthony: *Goes to the new neighbors door* "What is your name?"

New Girl: "Pamela"

Anthony: "Yes, how are you doing Pamela, would you like me to give you a job?

Pamela: "Yes I need some food! Will you be ale to fetch me some food?"

Anthony: *sighs* "Sure." *goes off to grab some coconuts, and a bass*

Pamela: "My oh my, These are the heviest set of coconuts I have ever seen!

Thank You Anthony!" "Hmmm...All I have is this stationary for now, but come by

later for a job and a better treat!"

Anthony: "OK" *comes back later*Trips and lands with head down in Pamela's

shirt*

Pamela: "Hello Anthony, I already ate those coconuts! What are you trying to do?"

Anthony: "I fell"

Pamela: "Oh OK"

Anthony: "Do you have any jobs?"

Pamela: "You know what Anthony, I am very thirsty, would you like to go get me

something to drink? Something exotic!"

Anthony: "Sure, well I have this water right here"

Pamela: "ARGHHH!!! I don't want water something EXOTIC!"

Anthony: "Would you still like me to get something?"

Pamela: NO!

Anthony: Jeez what a bone. *walks over to Jessica's house*

Anthony: "Jessica, would you help me out I have this friend Pamela and she is

very mad."

Jessica: "WHAT DO YOU EXPECT I AM VERY MAD RIGHT NOW, I CAN'T

HELP YOU WITH YOUR PROBLEMS! You are steaming my broccoli right now!

"I need to find some way to get me happy and FAST!"

Anthony: Whatever *Goes over to Anna's house*

Anna: "Yes, you have problems I will help you solve those problems once you are

ready"

Anthony: "HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT I HAD PROBLMS?"

Anna: "I am a lady of much experience and intelligience","I know what you want,

just maybe later"

Anthony: "OK what ever."

User of Game: *saves* Turns off GameCube*

(End of Chapter 1)