Neo, Trinity and Morpheus are sitting in a café.
Randomn waiter: Can I take your orders please?
Morpheus: Yes. Yes you can.
The waiter stands with pen poised above notepad. After a few minutes of standing like this, he gets really pissed.
Waiter: Look mate, are you going to order anything or not?!
Morpheus: You did not ask if we wanted to order any substabces. You merely asked if you were capable of taking our orders, to which I replied yes, because I presem you are indeed capable of this task.
Waiter: Oooook……………
He walks away.
Trinity: So, Morpheus, why did you bring us here?
Morpheus: Because I have an announcement to make.
Trinity: Cool. Me too.
Neo: Me three! Wow, guys isn't that like so fanastic! We all have announcements to make!
Morheus: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight……………Anyways, I would like to announce that….....
*drum rolls are heard* I am, in fact, an alien and I am now ready to return to my home planet.
Morpheus suddenly disappears.
Neo: Well I'd like just like to say that I am madly in love with Smith and I like plan to like stalk him madly until he falls in love with me!
Neo dashes out of the café. Smith is seen running down the street two seconds later, with Neo hot on his heels wearing nothing but a negligee.
Trinity: Well since every one else is confessing……..
Trinity stands up on the table.
Trinity: I AM A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!
